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Old 21-09-2015, 00:34
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I think he'll say almost anything that he thinks is witty, that he thinks will get a laugh, no matter what. Unfortunately nobody was laughing (except for Austin, smiling as he stood listening to them )


He seems like one of those sad people who would have one of those 'You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps.' signs on their desk.
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Old 21-09-2015, 02:18
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Actually, you mean Vaginaplasty - unless she has a nose grafted onto her vagina (Rhinoplasty is plastic surgery on your nose)
I can't be the only one having a rather strange vision here...
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Old 21-09-2015, 02:57
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I don't understand Chloe at all

She throws hissy fits over nothing at all, but barely bats an eyelid when her boyfriend practically announces on national TV that her fanny is so cavernous it throws an echo
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Old 21-09-2015, 03:12
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He shouldn't have said it but I suspect it was just an unconsidered reaction to the stab of insecurity he felt when his wife heard the words "4 inch" "small" and "penis" and then looked at him and started laughing out loud on national TV.
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Old 21-09-2015, 03:14
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We call it "like flinging a sausage up a close" here in Scotland. It's not a compliment
We say - throwing a cucumber down Freeman Street.
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Old 21-09-2015, 03:18
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Her new name courtesy of her fiancé .

Bless
Surely he exaggerates the size of his manhood?
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Old 21-09-2015, 04:29
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Captain Cringe strikes again
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Old 21-09-2015, 08:51
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He's just admitted he has a chipolata
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Old 21-09-2015, 09:07
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I suspect the Dartford tunnel will be closed for an extensive period for roadworks.
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