Austin - Folded Pizza, an American export, pierce the hard crust to find blubbing cheese
James - A tall Mousse dessert, looks good, same throughout, wouldn't want it every day
Janice - You know those people who have Strawberries with Bacon? yep 'Batshit'
Chloe - Fish n' Chips served in a Bearnaise sauce
Bobby - A Fry-up, reliable, old school, might make a joke about Black pudding tho
Farrah - Chilli, burns going in, repeats on you, burns going out
Jenna - Steak n' Chips, splintered distortions of Potato stacked against a cows arse
Cherrie - Cup-a-Soup
Natasha - Scouse
Gail - Egg drizzled with tears and scrubbed around vigorously
Scoop - Ryvita, lay anything on him remains firm but snaps loudly
Stevi - Petrol Station Cheese Sandwich