Jenna and farah would be something very bitter. A raw stick of rhubarb and a crab apple.
if the housemates were food what would they be?
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Originally Posted by planets:
“they would all be that wet, plastic, tasteless, cheap ham.”
“they would all be that wet, plastic, tasteless, cheap ham.”
Agreed. But only Bobby and James would be the cheapest - own brand - version.
Austin - toad in the hole
James - Cheesy wotsits
Janice - Twiglet
Chloe - Marshmallow
Bobby - cheese sandwich
Farrah - gooseberry tart
Jenna - Rum baba
Sherrie - slice of battenburg cake
Natasha - pickled gherkin
Gail - pickled onion
Scoop - pork scratchings
Stevi - pickled egg
James - Cheesy wotsits
Janice - Twiglet
Chloe - Marshmallow
Bobby - cheese sandwich
Farrah - gooseberry tart
Jenna - Rum baba
Sherrie - slice of battenburg cake
Natasha - pickled gherkin
Gail - pickled onion
Scoop - pork scratchings
Stevi - pickled egg
Farrah would be marinaded in a white wine sauce and then left for two and a half hours to stew in her own juices.
Originally Posted by GibsonSG:
“You should replace Doctor dance next year.”
“You should replace Doctor dance next year.”
if they give me armour and a crash helmet, i'll do it!
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