After reading all the comments on here we can finally figure out what happened.

After Farah straightened her dress, flicked her hair and called Aisleyne a hag, Aisleyne threw her drink at Farah. Farah retaliated by ripping Aisleynes face off with a set of Rylans farewell fangs. Then Jennas chair broke because it could no longer take the weight of her ass, and Farah threw the broken chair at Aisleyne, hitting Vicki Michelle instead. Rylan rushed Vicki to hospital on his little golf buggy and Nadia sitting at home called the police, whilst Scoop came on telling everyone to 'sit their asses down'. DCI Burnside turned up saying 'Allo Allo what's going on here then' and arrested them all, apart from Janice who was still answering a question that was asked twenty minutes earlier and had failed to notice the riot going on around her. At this point Gail come running on to clean up the mess, then sat sobbing in the corner. Bless!

CBB then got cancelled and Tila Tequila was declared the winner. James ran off into the sunset with Austin, Bobby is in the toilet with Steve and Chloe Jasmine for his birthday treat, and Sherrie was last seen heading off into Borehamwood in her nightie, toilet paper stuck to her shoe and muttering to herself incoherently .

Meanwhile Janice is still sat there waiting in the studio - she thinks it's an ad break.

All the above was posted on here by different people so it must be true.

Poor Janice. I feel bad for her, she looked like she was really enjoying being on BOTS.

Janice

I really didn't want to laugh at this, but the golf buggy/Nadia bits were particularly funny

Vicki is ok (she thinks) so we're allowed to laugh a little to relieve our stress and anxiety from tonights events.

I just LMAO

lol @ nadia

Omg

Nadia calling the police and Janice

post of the series

rofl

Farrah straightened her dress, fluffed her hair and flashed a prom queen smile declaring "Told you I was good for the ratings"

Post of the entire history of BB

Excellent.

Thanks for making me laugh so much! As everyone else has said, excellent post.

This was just too funny. Great great post

Thank you, but to be fair it's a collection of mine and other peoples comments on here tonight.

Update: Aisleyne has tweeted from her prison cell 'Thanx for the concerned tweet, I'm home now. There seems to be a lot of misconstrued stories I will set the record straight (after I've spoken to my lawyer) in the morning. Vicki tweeted she's fine (she thinks) and after Jennas chair broke, she's still bouncing round the bots studio like an inflatable weebles wobble but they don't fall down! (video evidence)

Why are you posting this everywhere its funny but i saw this on some other threads

Best BB post/comment in years - thank you!

See - this is what people who only watch BB once or twice don't get - the entertainment that can be had from forums!

This made me laugh! Goodness what a todo!!

Excellent post , had a laugh on this dreary Wed morning

Very good. Most of it possibly accurate too!

Well that's the beauty of this forum, a plethora of insane people who think they might have something.

- Very funny.

I am not posting it everywhere at all, and I don't think you saw it on other threads! (Plural)

I started it in a reply on one other thread, a much smaller version, and people started adding. I didn't want it to hijack the other persons thread as people started adding to it, so I gave it it's own thread so I could add the other peoples comments.

A different version on one other thread is hardly everywhere

I hope thats okay! Stop moaning

Brilliant lmfao