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So funny OP.
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Very good.
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After reading all the comments on here we can finally figure out what happened.
After Farah straightened her dress, flicked her hair and called Aisleyne a hag, Aisleyne threw her drink at Farah. Farah retaliated by ripping Aisleynes face off with a set of Rylans farewell fangs. Then Jennas chair broke because it could no longer take the weight of her ass, and Farah threw the broken chair at Aisleyne, hitting Vicki Michelle instead. Rylan rushed Vicki to hospital on his little golf buggy and Nadia sitting at home called the police, whilst Scoop came on telling everyone to 'sit their asses down'. DCI Burnside turned up saying 'Allo Allo what's going on here then' and arrested them all, apart from Janice who was still answering a question that was asked twenty minutes earlier and had failed to notice the riot going on around her. At this point Gail come running on to clean up the mess, then sat sobbing in the corner. Bless! CBB then got cancelled and Tila Tequila was declared the winner. James ran off into the sunset with Austin, Bobby is in the toilet with Steve and Chloe Jasmine for his birthday treat, and Sherrie was last seen heading off into Borehamwood in her nightie, toilet paper stuck to her shoe and muttering to herself incoherently . Meanwhile Janice is still sat there waiting in the studio - she thinks it's an ad break. All the above was posted on here by different people so it must be true. ![]() ![]()
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After reading all the comments on here we can finally figure out what happened.
After Farah straightened her dress, flicked her hair and called Aisleyne a hag, Aisleyne threw her drink at Farah. Farah retaliated by ripping Aisleynes face off with a set of Rylans farewell fangs. Then Jennas chair broke because it could no longer take the weight of her ass, and Farah threw the broken chair at Aisleyne, hitting Vicki Michelle instead. Rylan rushed Vicki to hospital on his little golf buggy and Nadia sitting at home called the police, whilst Scoop came on telling everyone to 'sit their asses down'. DCI Burnside turned up saying 'Allo Allo what's going on here then' and arrested them all, apart from Janice who was still answering a question that was asked twenty minutes earlier and had failed to notice the riot going on around her. At this point Gail come running on to clean up the mess, then sat sobbing in the corner. Bless! CBB then got cancelled and Tila Tequila was declared the winner. James ran off into the sunset with Austin, Bobby is in the toilet with Steve and Chloe Jasmine for his birthday treat, and Sherrie was last seen heading off into Borehamwood in her nightie, toilet paper stuck to her shoe and muttering to herself incoherently . Meanwhile Janice is still sat there waiting in the studio - she thinks it's an ad break. All the above was posted on here by different people so it must be true. I must say this is the funniest thing I have read for ages. So much so that I went through all the malarkey of resetting my forgotten password etc. , simply to say BRAVO! |
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After reading all the comments on here we can finally figure out what happened.
After Farah straightened her dress, flicked her hair and called Aisleyne a hag, Aisleyne threw her drink at Farah. Farah retaliated by ripping Aisleynes face off with a set of Rylans farewell fangs. Then Jennas chair broke because it could no longer take the weight of her ass, and Farah threw the broken chair at Aisleyne, hitting Vicki Michelle instead. Rylan rushed Vicki to hospital on his little golf buggy and Nadia sitting at home called the police, whilst Scoop came on telling everyone to 'sit their asses down'. DCI Burnside turned up saying 'Allo Allo what's going on here then' and arrested them all, apart from Janice who was still answering a question that was asked twenty minutes earlier and had failed to notice the riot going on around her. At this point Gail come running on to clean up the mess, then sat sobbing in the corner. Bless! CBB then got cancelled and Tila Tequila was declared the winner. James ran off into the sunset with Austin, Bobby is in the toilet with Steve and Chloe Jasmine for his birthday treat, and Sherrie was last seen heading off into Borehamwood in her nightie, toilet paper stuck to her shoe and muttering to herself incoherently . Meanwhile Janice is still sat there waiting in the studio - she thinks it's an ad break. All the above was posted on here by different people so it must be true. ![]() ![]()
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Well done OP!
![]() I was feeling rather grumpy this morning due to too much life getting in the way of my enjoyment (why does life always have to ruin things?) Thanks for the giggle. ![]() By the way, I hear Janice has made her witness statement. As with this whole series, none of what she said was in relation to the question she was being asked & none of it made any sense
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Bumping this in the hope that it will have the dual purpose of stopping any further pointless threads/discussions about what are ultimately a pair of cynical RTV desperados who really do not deserve our attention, and allowing those who missed this gem earlier to have a good, proper bellylaugh at their collective expense.
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And another bump.
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After reading all the comments on here we can finally figure out what happened.
After Farah straightened her dress, flicked her hair and called Aisleyne a hag, Aisleyne threw her drink at Farah. Farah retaliated by ripping Aisleynes face off with a set of Rylans farewell fangs. Then Jennas chair broke because it could no longer take the weight of her ass, and Farah threw the broken chair at Aisleyne, hitting Vicki Michelle instead. Rylan rushed Vicki to hospital on his little golf buggy and Nadia sitting at home called the police, whilst Scoop came on telling everyone to 'sit their asses down'. DCI Burnside turned up saying 'Allo Allo what's going on here then' and arrested them all, apart from Janice who was still answering a question that was asked twenty minutes earlier and had failed to notice the riot going on around her. At this point Gail come running on to clean up the mess, then sat sobbing in the corner. Bless! CBB then got cancelled and Tila Tequila was declared the winner. James ran off into the sunset with Austin, Bobby is in the toilet with Steve and Chloe Jasmine for his birthday treat, and Sherrie was last seen heading off into Borehamwood in her nightie, toilet paper stuck to her shoe and muttering to herself incoherently . Meanwhile Janice is still sat there waiting in the studio - she thinks it's an ad break. All the above was posted on here by different people so it must be true.
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this is what happened Jenna's @$$ turned into the hulk & started to smash puny BBBOTS studio
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This is hilarious, I love it.
![]() Reason enough for me to give this another bump.
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Just wanted to thank everyone for their kind comments. This post was made up of comments posted by myself and other users. So it was really a collective post and if you see your funny comment included, thanks and hope you didn't mind me using it.
I'm glad it gave some of you a laugh, we could all do with a little laugh now and again
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Very good.
Thanks for the giggle. 