.. as soon as it kicked off doctor dance waded in with his fists and boots. And grinning maniacally and laughing while he was pummelling them all as well, that was the scary bit. Always thought that bloke had a weird streak to him. But I'm not allowed to say any more because of the gagging order. thank you.

- and Rylan unzipped his "human suit" to reveal that he's really....Katie Price!

Does anyone need to see it to work out what happened?

Line up: Farah, Jenna, Janice, Sap and Ash.

If Ash threw something at Farah would it reach her? No.

It would get the loon in the middle who really doesn't like to be upstaged - ever. And if she reacted only Sap stands between her and the aggressor....

I think the police are only investigating so that they can see tape of the ruckus between the worlds first supermodel, the gansta moll, worlds most successful porn star and Farah!!... Doesn't happen every day.