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Janice's police statement...
What do you think she will say? IMO it will be something like this: Quote:
So, I was evicted from the house - obviously, they couldn't let me stay in because I was dominating the highlights. After all, I am The World's First Supermodel.
Emma - sweet girl - loved me, of course. Then I went on to the show afterwards and everyone was talking about how great I was - did I ever tell you that I'm The World's First Supermodel? Then a fight broke out between Farrah and a pretty blonde girl....I could get her into modelling, you know....they were arguing over which one I liked best. They started throwing things at each other, well I had to step in and stop them so I said "Girls! I like you both equally, now stop it!" So of course they did straight away. Then the girl sitting next to me - Michelle, I think her name was - had cut herself on something, so I applied a tourniquet. Saved her life, of course; she'll never be able to thank me enough. Sweet girl. Just another day in the life of The World's First Supermodel, you know. |
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Just add the occasional "my truth" and I think you've got it!
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It was nothing compared to the alligator pit!
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Officer: Sorry, who is this "Ritchie" person you keep talking about? And why do you think Gail has canceer?
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