Producer 1: This main show is crap; dying a slow, painful death. All we've got to focus on is James&Austin play fighting in pants, using each other for airtime in a fake, nauseating "hetro"-gay bromance. Producer 2: How about we get that wannabe gangster tramp Aisleyne on the side show to provoke a "brawl" with Farrah? Producer 1: Yeeeaaah, but to add a bit more spice to it we'll have to make sure an innocent "national treasure" is caught in the middle of it, and then let it be known she's been "hurt";"rushed to hospital".. That will get the gullible swarming all over social media making a fuss...