before all the drama i noticed a rip in the side of jennas nasty tightywhitey dress.
you can see it as she walks in bots studio
I then saw her hide it with a cushion in her interview with rylan and then her hand on her hip when standing.
Of course all chances of gossiping about this huge bit of news were eclipsed by some other damn story

anyway just sayin...

Thanks.

Her ass was busting to get out

her sideways ass

The seam was coming undone, right hand side around the middle of her upper thigh.

Sewing cotton has only so much strength before it gives up altogether

It was her ass trying to escape

Does anyone know what that means exactly? I did google sideways ass but I wish I hadn't lol

The top three links are to xvideos

Ha! so you've googled LOL!

Yes, there did seem to be some quite risqué websites that popped up. I didn't click on any though I can assure you. Hence why I'm still clueless as to what a sideways ass is.

it's more complicated than you think - there are a lot of fake-sideways-asses as well , which mean there must be real ones , but only Jenna and Farrah know the difference

I don't know what it means. But I imagine it is some reference to the placing of the valve for the pneumatic implant device.

This designer malarcky is obviously trash

Stick to Primemark

Surely it can't be that bad - it has a twitter account

oh dear

that means they must be the Fake Sideways Ass Gurus!

That was her inner mankini trying to assert itself...........................................

Oh I see. 'sits wondering if I have a sideways ass' I'll go look in the mirror


Ah. or a cycle pump? Maybe that's how Jenna gets the look at times. Too much hot air going up her ass


I'm impressed.

Jenna's ass has its own twitter account?
She must have a very tight sphincter if she can get it to tweet.


I would have thought that unlikely TBH.

she's a fake sideways ass ventriloquist?

LOL! That's made me chuckle.

Getting it to tweet is to be applauded but I bet it can't whistle Dixie on a saxophone. Now I'd pay to see that. Oh wait, no I wouldn't lol.

No I think it best not. Perhaps wait for the album to come out.

Do you think it will be similar to the 'ling a long a Max' albums. My dad had those.

'Tweet a long a Sideways Ass' maybe?

it's got its own postcode .


.

B16 4SS?

I think there is another gag in that I can't quite craft. If I am not mistaken B16 is the postcode for Ladywood in Birmingham. There has to be a joke doesn't there?