He is such a plank. That bit is not an act!

When her beloved Janice left Chloe didn't even try to cry. Too busy dancing around celebrating being in the final.

Haha! No, definitely not an act.

So our gruesome twosome are the Slug and Lettuce.

Good and interesting post. I completely agree with you that Chloe has issues that go beyond the typical BB fragile ego and need for adoration. That's why I don't like seeing FMs be so harsh about her. It seems clear to me that she has issues beyond her current control.

Re. their relationship...I like your take on it. I've been trying to calibrate my thoughts on that, because for 3 weeks I was convinced it was a fauxmance (and I've NEVER suspected any BB HM of a fauxmance before, that's how non-cynical I usually am) but recently it's seemed like a very real dysfunctional co-dependant thing.

The way I see it, their relationship is a business arrangement. But having been forced by the BB experience into intimacy for 4 weeks, and given that they're in a stressful environment, they've gone from 'method acting' into something appropriating real; they've formed some kind of bond and now it's breaking apart as they've got to know each other more. Like a fauxmance equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome. So what I'm seeing now is that she really does depend on him and is needy, and he really is holding the power cards, irritated by her and completely out of his depth with her alcoholism (he seems obliviously unsupportive for someone who's been engaged to her for months).

There's a couple of things I'm not sure of. Are you saying that Eamon and BB know that Chloe couldn't take anymore so held back or was it just a lucky break? I think making it so personal when it was actually the pair that were voted the most fake was far more damaging. Like I said in my post earlier Stevi seemed particularly spiteful towards her after this like he was trying to distance himself from the fake one.

Also what do you mean that Chloe at least has enough integrity to not pretend that the toilet visits are anything more than another part of their fake act? Isn't she just playing her part and at least acting like she has her mouth full


Can't remember if it was last night's highlights or LF now but Natasha was again telling him to be there for an upset Chloe and he agreed and before he jumped up to go to her he downed about a pint of wine from a huge glass. It just looked SO wrong

Euwww, it's lunchtime trev!


It really did. It was almost comically inappropriate. It takes a lot on BB to make my mouth drop open nowadays, but that was one moment.

He was such a major league arse on last night's show... the combination of hearing someone say 'Stevi to win' and hearing Eamon suggest that Chloe is the 'fake one' really went to his [pea]brain.

God, that was so cringe. And then the 'fanks' and thumbs up....Good Lord.

Was she wiping her mouth when she came out or did I just imagine that Sorry

Pea brain I like it. I think when his pea brain remembered that they have to win as a couple he went back to being nice to her. Clearly Stevi is gross and crass and just very, very awful but almost because Chloe isn't that bad I find her worse. If she has even an iota of dignity, intelligence or self respect what is she doing

You are so right about stevie so glad others can see it

If Chloe is so mentally ill what is she doing in the bb house?

Its not an asylum although watching the interview with Janice maybe I should take this back?

I'll have you know Chloe-Jasmine would never call anybody foliage

Ick!

Although simultaneously brushing her teeth was either a huge continuity faux pas or a circus act. Not sure which. Perhaps they are preparing their act for BGT.

Ok either my hearing is rubbish or my imagination has run away with me Did you hear her brushing her teeth whilst Stevi was going 'ohh ahh' etc Are you sure she was brushing her teeth

My God I demand a camera in the toilet now. They don't deserve any dignity, they are on BB.

he's in on the 'pretend they're a real couple fgs' thing then

When they were sat together on the sofa, before the Eviction of Jenna and Janice, Cloe reached out and was touching Stevie's arm (there was a bit of space between them) and Stevie said "you don't have to do that" and Cloe said something like "but I love you" or wtte - and then I'm sure I heard Stevie say " you know that's not true", did anyone else catch that ?

that was just the strangest thing I've ever heard,
she's such a drama queen

and after the evictions she said to Stevie "I'm feeling melancholy",
to which Stevie replied "what does that mean?"

she's on another planet, no wonder she got on with Janice so well !

I caught it....but just assumed it was part of the act since he had heard that Chloe was faking tears.....he was doubting her love and questioning it being real. Honest to God, these two make the TOWIE lot look like Olivier and Leigh!

http://www.memes.com/meme/702806

I'm not surprised. BB always do this. It's the way in which they distort and manage information in order to create propaganda.
It's certainly not the first time they've misrepresented a situation by taking a small sliver of truth and making that the main point. They do this a lot.

The real reason people think they were fake was neither anything as specific as dry tears nor anything as general as "false love". I think it was a collection of things, but probably most keyed into how much like a bad romance novel everything they said to each other was. Like it was... scripted. Badly. By amateurs going over it together weeks before they came onto a show where they wanted screen time.

It's their truth.

I appreciate that many on this thread agree with you, however I don't.

Integrity and Chloe Jasmine...in the same sentence does not sit well with me whatsoever.

You are praising her for not showing her disgust at the "toilet" episode. The whole of their appearance in CBB has been a repulsive, fake, pseudo romance and I cannot abide either of them. Their pi*s take to the public is in itself an affront and those folloish enough to buy it, deserve all they get.

To absolve her in this wanabee scenario is quite frankly ridiculous.

I feel kind of sorry for them; they're getting slated for being fake on the one hand and keep getting saved by the public vote on the other. It must be head-wrecking.