Finally watched the whole thing and squished my thoughts into a quintet:
1 Kirsty/Jeremy I haven't seen this level of balance problems since Fiona Phillips. At one point, Jeremy plopped Karen into a split or something and just left her there lucky for her because he looks to have the strength of a flea so he'd never have got her back up (he also looked wobbly at the end trying to hold her leg up.) If they do any lifts, she better do the lifting.)
2 Jay's mother had that SAME kind of body trembling Jay has in the first shot of her in the audience. It's hereditary OMG!! But here's hoping he can cope (or get some medicinal assistance - and share it with Kirsty). Couldn't help but notice Helen scowling as the judges fawned over his dance ha ha. That ladylike pretense can really wear you down... Speaking of which, Kristina was having a hell of a time squelching a bitchface when Anton was basking in his glory backstage come on, girl, he's never been in the finals and yet you begrudge HIM - Anton???
3 Speaking of medicinal assistance, why in the hell was 25 year old Giovanni sweating like a pig after his dance he didn't look half as fit as Anton (and that's really really sad.) If I were in charge, I'd order a doping test! (if I had a clue what drug causes avalanche-level perspiration). Georgina should be ok I guess I couldn't understand her any better than him in the VT, but I'm sure it's just as well judging from the vacant look in her eyes.
4 Loved Craig's shade to Jamelia, You were loving yourself sick, weren't you darling. Ouch! And everybody except Craig scored her the same as Jeremy!! I think the producers are trying to prod her into a strop here's hoping!!! Other clues they were tripped up: The too-short ballroom gown with Tristan dressed like the house-painter with the world's tightest trousers (though Jay and Anthony might have edged him out on that.) WTF? War Drobe having a laugh - and sidebets on who'd split first?
5 P'Duh YUCK, the overdancing pocket Ali G, yet I thought his spine looked stiff as a broomstick (and I wish he'd fly off on his.) The GB on Iwan's back = Gorilla Boy (or a perfect Frankenstein if they're looking to do a remake.) Love how Natalie and Pasha could only think of their partners' smiles to brag on, ha!