Greggless MC:Pro

Thanks This is like MCs seasonal gift to viewers, 2 Gregg less episodes.

I wonder if the Pope unwraps his gifts on Christmas morning and says to himself not more socks.

Would you like to watch MC at 4:55.

OK File still on its way, try 4. 56?

OK for 4:56 although if like yesterday the first 30 minutes might be a waste of time.

For me to stay someone has to go home, I hope that is not me. That does not make sense.

I was born in a hospital that overlooks Lords.

Mike Gatting they shouldn't be encouraging his large face to eat freely.

Horrible choice of proteins, rabbit and mackerel. I had smoked mackerel a few days ago, lots of bones.

You could have had a cricket inspired name or worse been born without feet.

Maybe a stumps joke is going a little far.

The cricket outside the window was wasted on my parents, thank goodness.

This menu is not as ambitious as last night.

Not food I would expect when going to a good restaurant rabbit is something that is found in the gutter when you hit it with your roller blades.

Moving food over that distance is awkward.

No matter how well cooked, I would not eat rabbit.


It is a disadvantage, it must have been the only option.

Granita with emphasis on the first syllable is unusual, must be an Essex thing.

Gatting has a head that looks like it could explode at any minute.

It tastes like bitter turkey.

The horrible flavour never leaves your mouth.

I would never guess he was a professional sportsman by looking at him. He must have been playing when England lost everything.

He hasn't played for 20 years but his best days were 30 years ago.

He wasn't great.

I would have to ask for two starters instead, that looks lovely.

The catering chief must be afraid for his job so left the MC chefs horrible ingredients.

Gatting not too foody, Mackerel can be too fishy...

MC probably found him somewhere in the ground and asked him if he wanted some free grub.

He likes an apple crumble he won't be getting one today.

It is not a name I associate with great victories.

The chinless wonder will not be happy eating peasant food and black pudding.

32 minutes that didn't mean anything.

He lacks the manners to be polite, he should have tasted before giving an opinion.

Scott is not bright, Marcus told him to ask Danilo about the panacotta then he asked Mark.

They could choose any of three to go after that. Bobby, Scott or Gavin.

Salvado, I think he means calvados.

Two should have gone last night maybe they will get rid of most of this lot.