Dot would definitely be a bit of mature cheddar, it's got no frills or extra bits. It's standard, it's sharp and reliable.

Billy is Swiss, his pants are probably full of holes.

Max is like one of those expensive ones that oozes.

Phil, Baby Bel.

I hate cheese

A cheese lover here, I like loads of them but still think you cant beat a good extra mature cheddar

Kathy is a very smelly Roquefort.