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Old 14-10-2015, 17:41
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Perhaps he should consider walking away from the show as he had so much more training than the rest of them it appears.
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Old 14-10-2015, 17:45
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Does he really? Poor man.

I don't think I want to see a quickstep where he staggers down the stairs clutching a bottle of lager, tells everyone to eff off, slobs around on the floor in his pants, pretends to drink a saucer of milk and then wets himself.
Great choreography, I'd add a few quick steps towards the toilet before he wets himself, lest Len think there's too much faffing around
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Old 14-10-2015, 17:57
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This appearance on Strictly has been a long time in the planning though - about 15 or so years. It even meant setting up a tele programme, getting it established and 13 years down the line wham. You have to tip your hat to him.
See, that's what I said earlier! Seems like we're the only ones who can see the reality of what's going on here - want to share my tin-foil hat?
Actually he's an alien and it's all a massive conspiracy. Those bits where he looks all shy and surprised is because the programme they've stuck in him (activated by his left shoe) sometimes gets blocked and his brain overloads. Standing ovations trip the circuit you see.

For his final show dance he's going to be spirited back to his on Planet after a spaceship floats down from behind Dave Arch and whisks him away.

But not before he has delivered the ultimate Salsabachatasambajive with ten little green elephants and Aliona dressed as Tinkerbell Spacebunny.

All the Jayhatahs will be slain as he departs. POW! ZAP!

That'll show 'em who is Boss.
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Old 14-10-2015, 17:59
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I bloody love this thread, it's had me in stitches.

With Jay's level of acting skills being what they are, I'm expecting him to share top billing with Sarah Lancashire in her next miseryfest. Or maybe he can play a suspicious dad in an Olivia Coleman murder mystery, that's why he really visited the school - research
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Old 14-10-2015, 18:11
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Does he really? Poor man.

I don't think I want to see a quickstep where he staggers down the stairs clutching a bottle of lager, tells everyone to eff off, slobs around on the floor in his pants, pretends to drink a saucer of milk and then wets himself.
Wasn't that Nancy Doolally's Rumba? See, these bloody ringers are copying former contestants now!!!!1!!
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Old 14-10-2015, 18:15
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is he in detention again?
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Old 14-10-2015, 18:18
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Perhaps he should consider walking away from the show as he had so much more training than the rest of them it appears.
Walk? WALK?

If he doesn't do a perfect Argentine Tango/Macarena/Riverdance fusion with added bacofoil and a generous helping of muppets he's not half the ringah I thought he was and I'm withdrawing my support immediately.
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Old 14-10-2015, 18:56
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Wow! The anger!

It's for their vt.
But he's a dirty ringah!!!!!11!

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Old 14-10-2015, 20:44
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It looked to me like Aliona was eating (she is the professional after all ) and Jay was watching to get the technique. Bet he's secretly done eating before and he's just faking it for the publicity.
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lol this is so funny- you guys are killing me
Jay does like watching her after all
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Old 14-10-2015, 21:01
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. Before he was locked into Strictly did he do lots of school visits? Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
He visited my daughter's school in 2010, clearly an early strike at securing the teenage vote before his appearance on Strictly.

This appearance on Strictly has been a long time in the planning though - about 15 or so years. It even meant setting up a tele programme, getting it established and 13 years down the line wham. You have to tip your hat to him.
There's probably even been some subliminal messaging in the Wanted's records to brainwash us all into voting for him when he made his assault on the show. The band were put together by the same person who put The Saturday's together - Frankie was obviously testing the show out for him last year.

You mean they are opening their mouths and putting the food in? Enough is enough, I am writing to BBC
They were even shown practising this in their VT last week - the BBC are in the conspiracy by giving them time to eat.
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Old 14-10-2015, 21:11
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He visited my daughter's school in 2010, clearly an early strike at securing the teenage vote before his appearance on Strictly.



There's probably even been some subliminal messaging in the Wanted's records to brainwash us all into voting for him when he made his assault on the show. The band were put together by the same person who put The Saturday's together - Frankie was obviously testing the show out for him last year.



They were even shown practising this in their VT last week - the BBC are in the conspiracy by giving them time to eat.


He's getting more practising at eating than the others, that's just not fair, he already has 24 years of eating practice, is an expert at it and now being trained by a professional with an obsession for custard, it's just not faaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Old 14-10-2015, 21:15
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Jay has really got some people worried hasn't he?
Why would people be worried? It's a dance programme thingy not the end of the world. People champion their fav as I'm sure you do. But 'worried'? Whatever for? I'd be 'worried ' if I couldn't pay the mortgage not if Jay or anyone else wins a dance programme for 'celebrities'
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Old 14-10-2015, 21:58
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Why would people be worried? It's a dance programme thingy not the end of the world. People champion their fav as I'm sure you do. But 'worried'? Whatever for? I'd be 'worried ' if I couldn't pay the mortgage not if Jay or anyone else wins a dance programme for 'celebrities'
Not worried, but some knickers have been definitely twisted
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Old 14-10-2015, 22:09
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Not worried, but some knickers have been definitely twisted
But why?
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Old 14-10-2015, 23:27
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He's getting more practising at eating than the others, that's just not fair, he already has 24 years of eating practice, is an expert at it and now being trained by a professional with an obsession for custard, it's just not faaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Aliona's the only pro I know with a declared favourite food - FIXXXXXX
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Old 14-10-2015, 23:44
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Best thread ever!
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Old 15-10-2015, 00:47
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No. The difference we have here is someone who basically has the competition in the bag
Have you actually watched Strictly before? There's absolutely no such thing as "in the bag".
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Old 15-10-2015, 00:54
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Have you actually watched Strictly before? There's absolutely no such thing as "in the bag".
The judges dance off gets in the way of a fair public vote.
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Old 15-10-2015, 01:08
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The judges dance off gets in the way of a fair public vote.
Does it bollocks, the public put the couples in the dance off.
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Old 15-10-2015, 08:18
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Aliona's the only pro I know with a declared favourite food - FIXXXXXX
There was previously Erin with her fish finger sandwiches. Tbh, that shows what a farce this competition has become, that the only other pro with proven eating experience was told by TPTB to have a baby, thus getting her off of the show to pave the way for Jay and Aliona to eat their way to the glitterball.
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Old 15-10-2015, 08:23
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There was previously Erin with her fish finger sandwiches. Tbh, that shows what a farce this competition has become, that the only other pro with proven eating experience was told by TPTB to have a baby, thus getting her off of the show to pave the way for Jay and Aliona to eat their way to the glitterball.
Omfg that's why you never see anybody else eat!! The others have gone without food for 3 weeks to weaken them just so Jay and Aliona can match to victory.

*gasp that's why all the pros were throwing their popcorn at eachother, they don't want the producers to see them eating!
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Old 15-10-2015, 09:18
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Well yes, more proof, Karen did eat some then was seen to spit it out, she must have suddenly remembered she wasn't supposed to be eating.
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Old 15-10-2015, 10:37
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Does he really? Poor man.

I don't think I want to see a quickstep where he staggers down the stairs clutching a bottle of lager, tells everyone to eff off, slobs around on the floor in his pants, pretends to drink a saucer of milk and then wets himself.
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read on DS.

If you'd been paying attention, you'd know that Aliona already choreographed that exact routine for her QS with Rav.

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Old 15-10-2015, 17:11
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This is the stupidest thing I've ever read on DS.

If you'd been paying attention, you'd know that Aliona already choreographed that exact routine for her QS with Rav.

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I still don't want to see it though...
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Old 15-10-2015, 17:43
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I still don't want to see it though...


(I kind of do want to see it, a bit )
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