Originally Posted by aggs:
“This appearance on Strictly has been a long time in the planning though - about 15 or so years. It even meant setting up a tele programme, getting it established and 13 years down the line wham. You have to tip your hat to him.”
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“See, that's what I said earlier! Seems like we're the only ones who can see the reality of what's going on here - want to share my tin-foil hat?”
Actually he's an alien and it's all a massive conspiracy. Those bits where he looks all shy and surprised is because the programme they've stuck in him (activated by his left shoe) sometimes gets blocked and his brain overloads. Standing ovations trip the circuit you see.
For his final show dance he's going to be spirited back to his on Planet after a spaceship floats down from behind Dave Arch and whisks him away.
But not before he has delivered the ultimate Salsabachatasambajive with ten little green elephants and Aliona dressed as Tinkerbell Spacebunny.
All the Jayhatahs will be slain as he departs. POW! ZAP!
That'll show 'em who is Boss.