Perhaps he should consider walking away from the show as he had so much more training than the rest of them it appears.
Strictly were filming at Jay's school today
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Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Does he really? Poor man.
I don't think I want to see a quickstep where he staggers down the stairs clutching a bottle of lager, tells everyone to eff off, slobs around on the floor in his pants, pretends to drink a saucer of milk and then wets himself.”
“Does he really? Poor man.
I don't think I want to see a quickstep where he staggers down the stairs clutching a bottle of lager, tells everyone to eff off, slobs around on the floor in his pants, pretends to drink a saucer of milk and then wets himself.”
Great choreography, I'd add a few quick steps towards the toilet before he wets himself, lest Len think there's too much faffing around
Originally Posted by aggs:
“This appearance on Strictly has been a long time in the planning though - about 15 or so years. It even meant setting up a tele programme, getting it established and 13 years down the line wham. You have to tip your hat to him.”
“This appearance on Strictly has been a long time in the planning though - about 15 or so years. It even meant setting up a tele programme, getting it established and 13 years down the line wham. You have to tip your hat to him.”
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“See, that's what I said earlier! Seems like we're the only ones who can see the reality of what's going on here - want to share my tin-foil hat?”
“See, that's what I said earlier! Seems like we're the only ones who can see the reality of what's going on here - want to share my tin-foil hat?”
Actually he's an alien and it's all a massive conspiracy. Those bits where he looks all shy and surprised is because the programme they've stuck in him (activated by his left shoe) sometimes gets blocked and his brain overloads. Standing ovations trip the circuit you see.
For his final show dance he's going to be spirited back to his on Planet after a spaceship floats down from behind Dave Arch and whisks him away.
But not before he has delivered the ultimate Salsabachatasambajive with ten little green elephants and Aliona dressed as Tinkerbell Spacebunny.
All the Jayhatahs will be slain as he departs. POW! ZAP!
That'll show 'em who is Boss.
I bloody love this thread, it's had me in stitches.
With Jay's level of acting skills being what they are, I'm expecting him to share top billing with Sarah Lancashire in her next miseryfest. Or maybe he can play a suspicious dad in an Olivia Coleman murder mystery, that's why he really visited the school - research
With Jay's level of acting skills being what they are, I'm expecting him to share top billing with Sarah Lancashire in her next miseryfest. Or maybe he can play a suspicious dad in an Olivia Coleman murder mystery, that's why he really visited the school - research
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Does he really? Poor man.
I don't think I want to see a quickstep where he staggers down the stairs clutching a bottle of lager, tells everyone to eff off, slobs around on the floor in his pants, pretends to drink a saucer of milk and then wets himself.”
“Does he really? Poor man.
I don't think I want to see a quickstep where he staggers down the stairs clutching a bottle of lager, tells everyone to eff off, slobs around on the floor in his pants, pretends to drink a saucer of milk and then wets himself.”
Wasn't that Nancy Doolally's Rumba? See, these bloody ringers are copying former contestants now!!!!1!!
Originally Posted by MACTOWIN:
“Perhaps he should consider walking away from the show as he had so much more training than the rest of them it appears.”
“Perhaps he should consider walking away from the show as he had so much more training than the rest of them it appears.”
Walk? WALK?
If he doesn't do a perfect Argentine Tango/Macarena/Riverdance fusion with added bacofoil and a generous helping of muppets he's not half the ringah I thought he was and I'm withdrawing my support immediately.
Originally Posted by KorkyTheCat:
“Wow! The anger!
It's for their vt.”
“Wow! The anger!
It's for their vt.”
But he's a dirty ringah!!!!!11!
Originally Posted by fridgesoup:
“It looked to me like Aliona was eating (she is the professional after all
) and Jay was watching to get the technique. Bet he's secretly done eating before and he's just faking it for the publicity.
(”
“It looked to me like Aliona was eating (she is the professional after all
) and Jay was watching to get the technique. Bet he's secretly done eating before and he's just faking it for the publicity.(”
lol this is so funny- you guys are killing me
Jay does like watching her after all
Originally Posted by differentdrum:
“. Before he was locked into Strictly did he do lots of school visits? Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
”
“. Before he was locked into Strictly did he do lots of school visits? Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
”
He visited my daughter's school in 2010, clearly an early strike at securing the teenage vote before his appearance on Strictly.
Originally Posted by aggs:
“This appearance on Strictly has been a long time in the planning though - about 15 or so years. It even meant setting up a tele programme, getting it established and 13 years down the line wham. You have to tip your hat to him.”
“This appearance on Strictly has been a long time in the planning though - about 15 or so years. It even meant setting up a tele programme, getting it established and 13 years down the line wham. You have to tip your hat to him.”
There's probably even been some subliminal messaging in the Wanted's records to brainwash us all into voting for him when he made his assault on the show. The band were put together by the same person who put The Saturday's together - Frankie was obviously testing the show out for him last year.
Originally Posted by IvanIV:
“You mean they are opening their mouths and putting the food in?
Enough is enough, I am writing to BBC ”
“You mean they are opening their mouths and putting the food in?
Enough is enough, I am writing to BBC ”
They were even shown practising this in their VT last week - the BBC are in the conspiracy by giving them time to eat.
Originally Posted by Camis:
“He visited my daughter's school in 2010, clearly an early strike at securing the teenage vote before his appearance on Strictly.
There's probably even been some subliminal messaging in the Wanted's records to brainwash us all into voting for him when he made his assault on the show. The band were put together by the same person who put The Saturday's together - Frankie was obviously testing the show out for him last year.
They were even shown practising this in their VT last week - the BBC are in the conspiracy by giving them time to eat.”
“He visited my daughter's school in 2010, clearly an early strike at securing the teenage vote before his appearance on Strictly.
There's probably even been some subliminal messaging in the Wanted's records to brainwash us all into voting for him when he made his assault on the show. The band were put together by the same person who put The Saturday's together - Frankie was obviously testing the show out for him last year.
They were even shown practising this in their VT last week - the BBC are in the conspiracy by giving them time to eat.
”
He's getting more practising at eating than the others, that's just not fair, he already has 24 years of eating practice, is an expert at it and now being trained by a professional with an obsession for custard, it's just not faaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Originally Posted by daziechain:
“Jay has really got some people worried hasn't he?”
“Jay has really got some people worried hasn't he?
”
Why would people be worried? It's a dance programme thingy not the end of the world. People champion their fav as I'm sure you do. But 'worried'? Whatever for? I'd be 'worried ' if I couldn't pay the mortgage not if Jay or anyone else wins a dance programme for 'celebrities'
Originally Posted by Twinkle toes no:
“Why would people be worried? It's a dance programme thingy not the end of the world. People champion their fav as I'm sure you do. But 'worried'? Whatever for? I'd be 'worried ' if I couldn't pay the mortgage not if Jay or anyone else wins a dance programme for 'celebrities'”
“Why would people be worried? It's a dance programme thingy not the end of the world. People champion their fav as I'm sure you do. But 'worried'? Whatever for? I'd be 'worried ' if I couldn't pay the mortgage not if Jay or anyone else wins a dance programme for 'celebrities'
”
Not worried, but some knickers have been definitely twisted
Originally Posted by IvanIV:
“Not worried, but some knickers have been definitely twisted”
“Not worried, but some knickers have been definitely twisted
”
But why?
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“He's getting more practising at eating than the others, that's just not fair, he already has 24 years of eating practice, is an expert at it and now being trained by a professional with an obsession for custard, it's just not faaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr!”
“He's getting more practising at eating than the others, that's just not fair, he already has 24 years of eating practice, is an expert at it and now being trained by a professional with an obsession for custard, it's just not faaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr!”
Aliona's the only pro I know with a declared favourite food - FIXXXXXX
Originally Posted by differentdrum:
“No. The difference we have here is someone who basically has the competition in the bag”
“No. The difference we have here is someone who basically has the competition in the bag”
Have you actually watched Strictly before? There's absolutely no such thing as "in the bag".
Originally Posted by Cadiva:
“Have you actually watched Strictly before? There's absolutely no such thing as "in the bag".”
“Have you actually watched Strictly before? There's absolutely no such thing as "in the bag".”
The judges dance off gets in the way of a fair public vote.
Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“The judges dance off gets in the way of a fair public vote.”
“The judges dance off gets in the way of a fair public vote.”
Does it bollocks, the public put the couples in the dance off.
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“Aliona's the only pro I know with a declared favourite food - FIXXXXXX”
“Aliona's the only pro I know with a declared favourite food - FIXXXXXX”
There was previously Erin with her fish finger sandwiches. Tbh, that shows what a farce this competition has become, that the only other pro with proven eating experience was told by TPTB to have a baby, thus getting her off of the show to pave the way for Jay and Aliona to eat their way to the glitterball.
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“There was previously Erin with her fish finger sandwiches. Tbh, that shows what a farce this competition has become, that the only other pro with proven eating experience was told by TPTB to have a baby, thus getting her off of the show to pave the way for Jay and Aliona to eat their way to the glitterball.”
“There was previously Erin with her fish finger sandwiches. Tbh, that shows what a farce this competition has become, that the only other pro with proven eating experience was told by TPTB to have a baby, thus getting her off of the show to pave the way for Jay and Aliona to eat their way to the glitterball.”
Omfg that's why you never see anybody else eat!! The others have gone without food for 3 weeks to weaken them just so Jay and Aliona can match to victory.
*gasp that's why all the pros were throwing their popcorn at eachother, they don't want the producers to see them eating!
Well yes, more proof, Karen did eat some then was seen to spit it out, she must have suddenly remembered she wasn't supposed to be eating.
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Does he really? Poor man.
I don't think I want to see a quickstep where he staggers down the stairs clutching a bottle of lager, tells everyone to eff off, slobs around on the floor in his pants, pretends to drink a saucer of milk and then wets himself.”
“Does he really? Poor man.
I don't think I want to see a quickstep where he staggers down the stairs clutching a bottle of lager, tells everyone to eff off, slobs around on the floor in his pants, pretends to drink a saucer of milk and then wets himself.”
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read on DS.
If you'd been paying attention, you'd know that Aliona already choreographed that exact routine for her QS with Rav.
Detention for tabithakitten!
Originally Posted by dancingbearbear:
“This is the stupidest thing I've ever read on DS.
If you'd been paying attention, you'd know that Aliona already choreographed that exact routine for her QS with Rav.
Detention for tabithakitten!”
“This is the stupidest thing I've ever read on DS.
If you'd been paying attention, you'd know that Aliona already choreographed that exact routine for her QS with Rav.
Detention for tabithakitten!”
I still don't want to see it though...
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“I still don't want to see it though...”
“I still don't want to see it though...”
(I kind of do want to see it, a bit )
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