Originally Posted by annie atom:
“Copious amounts of coke😊”
“Copious amounts of coke😊”
Business city types? Never
Apprentice Show thread "Cactus Shampoo" 15/10/2015
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Originally Posted by koantemplation:
“I still don't understand why they have boys and girls teams.
We're supposed to be a non sexist society.”
“I still don't understand why they have boys and girls teams.
We're supposed to be a non sexist society.”
Lord Sugar is hardly renowned for his gender equality stance.
Evening all, just finished getting the puppy into his harness for his lead..now need to recover on here while he is going for his walk...lol
Originally Posted by Lisa.B:
“Shame, the shampoo has already been made. We all live for another sandalwood-gate.
”
“Shame, the shampoo has already been made. We all live for another sandalwood-gate.
”
Sadly the new potential for the next Pantsman is the best we can hope for
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“I dunno ... he looks like he exfoliates with a cactus”
“I dunno ... he looks like he exfoliates with a cactus
”
There's probably some over-priced facial flogged in a spa somewhere that does that 
Originally Posted by Tanequil:
“One of them is bound to use a nobly cactus shaped bottle that can double for a dildo.”
“One of them is bound to use a nobly cactus shaped bottle that can double for a dildo.”
With or without prickles
Originally Posted by ladyloulou:
“I can never believe that they can all get ready in 20 minutes, i reckon they go to bed fully dressed lol”
“I can never believe that they can all get ready in 20 minutes, i reckon they go to bed fully dressed lol”
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“How can they all look so perky at that silly time of the morning!”
“How can they all look so perky at that silly time of the morning!”
If I was to get up at that silly time I would still have bags under my eyes and probably still be drying my hair in the car...lol
Originally Posted by Psycho_Ned:
“Sadly the new potential for the next Pantsman is the best we can hope for”
“Sadly the new potential for the next Pantsman is the best we can hope for
”
God that was terrible!
Originally Posted by Ænima:
“Ergh, don't like Aisha.”
“Ergh, don't like Aisha.”
I'm not sure anyone does.,
Richard is a least diplomatic
Originally Posted by Tanequil:
“One of them is bound to use a knobbly cactus shaped bottle that can double for a dildo.”
“One of them is bound to use a knobbly cactus shaped bottle that can double for a dildo.”
Which Karen secretly takes at the end of the task
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“With or without prickles”
“With or without prickles
”
Make your eyes water like a cactus.
That could be the slogan.
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