She's pregnant
You saw it here first
You saw it here first
Jamelia I reckon
Originally Posted by dancingbearbear:
“Hurrah, the first rumoured pregnancy thread of the series!
”
“Hurrah, the first rumoured pregnancy thread of the series!
”
Yes, and it's not Ola for once!
Originally Posted by dancingbearbear:
“Hurrah, the first rumoured pregnancy thread of the series!”
“Hurrah, the first rumoured pregnancy thread of the series!
”
Originally Posted by Mrs Spratt:
“Yes, and it's not Ola for once!”
“Yes, and it's not Ola for once!”
A lot of Fms are in good form tonight
; what's going ? A lot of the threads tonight are hilarious
Originally Posted by Moany Liza:
“Ooh, does this mean we could refer to her as "Pregnant Jamelia" is true Daily Mail style?”
“Ooh, does this mean we could refer to her as "Pregnant Jamelia" is true Daily Mail style?
”
That's not Daily Mail style!
They'd write 'is Jameila sporting a Baby Bump' in their usual half literate, 12-year olds on Haribo style.
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“That's not Daily Mail style!
They'd write 'is Jameila sporting a Baby Bump' in their usual half literate, 12-year olds on Haribo style.”
“That's not Daily Mail style!
They'd write 'is Jameila sporting a Baby Bump' in their usual half literate, 12-year olds on Haribo style.”
Or 'Flaunting her ample abdomen'
Originally Posted by Borefest:
“She's pregnant
You saw it here first”
“She's pregnant
You saw it here first”
I doubt it, vigorous dancing wouldn't be the choice of a newly pregnant woman would it?
Why do you think this?
She had great legs
Originally Posted by Mrs Spratt:
“Or 'Flaunting her ample abdomen'”
“Or 'Flaunting her ample abdomen'
”
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You're right.
Lordy, but I loathe that rag and their semi literate scribblers. I think they're all journalism interns/students. Not one of then can write and their grammar is truly appalling.
Yet, they all sound like a bunch of leery old men who are well past their sell by date and not getting any action at all. Like decrepit lounge lizards on heat.
*shudders*
If true, would this make Jamelia the first pregnant celebrity in SCD history?
I doubt it is though as I don't imagine she would have been passed as medically fit to compete...
I doubt it is though as I don't imagine she would have been passed as medically fit to compete...
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“That's not Daily Mail style!
They'd write 'is Jameila sporting a Baby Bump' in their usual half literate, 12-year olds on Haribo style.”
“That's not Daily Mail style!
They'd write 'is Jameila sporting a Baby Bump' in their usual half literate, 12-year olds on Haribo style.”
Oh yes it is...
They always refer to "Pregnant Coleen Rooney" and "Pregnant Dim Kartrashian" - as if they have added the prefix to their name.
"As Pregnant Jamelia flaunts her ample baby bump whilst showcasing her pert derriere and toned pins, she wears her raven locks in soft waves, with smokey eyes and a slick of red lipstick"
Just the usual formulaic old 5h1tE.
Originally Posted by Mrs Spratt:
“Or 'Flaunting her ample abdomen'”
“Or 'Flaunting her ample abdomen'
”
Always 'flaunting', these celebs. If we're lucky she'll show off her 'shapely pins' too
Originally Posted by dancingbearbear:
“Always 'flaunting', these celebs. If we're lucky she'll show off her 'shapely pins' too”
“Always 'flaunting', these celebs. If we're lucky she'll show off her 'shapely pins' too
”
I see you have a Daily Mail Cliche bingo card too!
*dob*
Originally Posted by dancingbearbear:
“Hurrah, the first rumoured pregnancy thread of the series!”
“Hurrah, the first rumoured pregnancy thread of the series!
”
Second. I saw one about Helen yesterday.
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“Lordy, but I loathe that rag and their semi literate scribblers. I think they're all journalism interns/students. Not one of then can write and their grammar is truly appalling.
Yet, they all sound like a bunch of leery old men who are well past their sell by date and not getting any action at all. Like decrepit lounge lizards on heat.”
“Lordy, but I loathe that rag and their semi literate scribblers. I think they're all journalism interns/students. Not one of then can write and their grammar is truly appalling.
Yet, they all sound like a bunch of leery old men who are well past their sell by date and not getting any action at all. Like decrepit lounge lizards on heat.”
This. Needed repeating.
She was great tonight. My tummy looks like that as soon as I've had breakfast, btw.
Originally Posted by jiroos:
“If true, would this make Jamelia the first pregnant celebrity in SCD history?
I doubt it is though as I don't imagine she would have been passed as medically fit to compete...”
“If true, would this make Jamelia the first pregnant celebrity in SCD history?
I doubt it is though as I don't imagine she would have been passed as medically fit to compete...”
Frankie would have been in the early stages of pregnancy towards the end of last years series. I don't think she was aware at the time though.
Originally Posted by Mrs Spratt:
“Or 'Flaunting her ample abdomen'”
“Or 'Flaunting her ample abdomen'
”
I'm more accustomed to ampledom in other areas
Originally Posted by Moany Liza:
“Oh yes it is...
They always refer to "Pregnant Coleen Rooney" and "Pregnant Dim Kartrashian" - as if they have added the prefix to their name.
"As Pregnant Jamelia flaunts her ample baby bump whilst showcasing her pert derriere and toned pins, she wears her raven locks in soft waves, with smokey eyes and a slick of red lipstick"
Just the usual formulaic old 5h1tE.”
“Oh yes it is...
They always refer to "Pregnant Coleen Rooney" and "Pregnant Dim Kartrashian" - as if they have added the prefix to their name.
"As Pregnant Jamelia flaunts her ample baby bump whilst showcasing her pert derriere and toned pins, she wears her raven locks in soft waves, with smokey eyes and a slick of red lipstick"
Just the usual formulaic old 5h1tE.
”
Like what you've done there but you've made no mention of her t*ts/cleavage/sideboob. Bonus points for commenting on whether she's wearing a bra or not and the value of her house.
