Where did I put that book, the one called 'The Life Of An Ostrich?'

You learn something interesting every day.

You were too quick for me there. JOC go and shoot some haggi (I think that's the correct plural)

Sounds like it may have been written by one of my relatives.

Too soon, need to wait till 4th September

A doctor thinks foliage is plumage?

Oh dear.

We know that's when it starts, but you haven't told us when it ends.

I expected the doctor to walk that.
Shows how much I know.

January 24th

Well that's easy enough to remember, the day after my birthday.

My grandad's birthday was January 23rd too. 1875.

Bit later for me.

Well, I should hope so.
Otherwise you'd be 141 now!

Nokia isn't even Japanese

"I don't read books" - said almost with pride. Extraordinary.

Jean Cocteau inspired the name of Scottish band the Cocteau Twins from my neck of the woods.

One of my favourites. Love liz frasers voice. Have most of their albums.

This is going to be close. Or maybe not. Shaun is making a hash of it. Good win. Shaun looked half asleep.

Shaun ballsed that up

Caterpillars produce wool.

lol at ITV announcer "Denise Is on the warpath" (refering to Emmerdale) instead of "Bernice" I was thinking who the hell is Denise? Honestly, can't get the staff.

Yes, incredible.

That's 2 team wins this week and there were 2 wins in one week not so long ago as well which answers the complaints on here that it is too predictable knowing that if a Chaser loses early in the week then it's Chaser wins the rest of the week.

Pretty poor display by Shaun.

They need to mix up the order, have a couple of wins after each other, a week with no wins, stuff like that.

Nowadays it's either Tuesday/Friday or Wednesday.

Good taste Stan, I only know a few of their songs but they never really got the wider recognition they deserved.

This first guy just keeps using the old 'bit before my time' excuse.