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Old 16-11-2015, 17:27
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Coofee! In a teapot?! SHOCK HORROR!
I couldnt see a teapot on that table. She clearly has never seen a coffee pot.
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:28
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Her ladyship is going to underpay everyone and say she wont stay anywhere again.

Snotty cow.
Her ladyship is going to have her arse served to her on a plate by the viewing public.
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:30
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I doubt anyone would want to stay with her either!
Well quite.

Who could be doing with the snobbery. I bet she doesn't allow ketchup with her breakfast.
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:30
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Got a phonecall just before the show started. I'll catch up at 6.
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:31
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I doubt anyone would want to stay with her either!
Spot on. When she under pays I would throw the money back at her and tell her to take a course on how to use the shower. The thing is she thinks her acting like that is her just being honest,personally I think it's her just being outright rude. What a vile creature.
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:31
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Her ladyship is going to have her arse served to her on a plate by the viewing public.
for sure - I hope she comes last - the others twigged what a problem she is early on so they have the opportunity to put her in her place.
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:31
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Her ladyship is going to have her arse served to her on a plate by the viewing public.
Don't worry people her place has a shared bathroom!

(Which she has used when guest where there)
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:32
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I thought the production company were at their evil best by having the visit to the pub on the one night of the week they had karaoke until 2am.

Under normal circumstances they warn anyone wanting to book in on a Thursday about it but obviously they couldn't do that for the programme. They never had any chance of winning from the off because of that which is just unfair.
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Thanks Bella, thanks Lucy.

From tonight.
I really didn't like the purple overkill. Wasn't at all aware that it's 'very now' but I'm not a fan.
Eileen was a lamb to the slaughter with Melinda's 'is she a professional interiror designer?' 'No, but she's very good' and didn't that get the raised eyebrow treatment.

They obviously cater for a certain type of guest, but I'd have been hungry after breakfast. Frozen to deep fat fryer and then microwaved. Never heard the like.
Sorry, not for me at all.
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:32
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Her ladyship is going to have her arse served to her on a plate by the viewing public.
Ha ha brilliant.
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:33
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Got a phonecall just before the show started. I'll catch up at 6.
In the future unplug and turn most things off!
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:37
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In the future unplug and turn most things off!
I will.
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:41
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They're not supposed to compare. They're supposed to judge value for money, as it says in the introduction to every single programme. Si it doesn't matter whether they put a camping site against a five star hotel. You can still judge if what they're charging us reasonable for what they're offering, not what you'd pay if you were going somewhere on holiday, not what you'd charge in your b&b in a back street next to an abattoir, not what you feel like paying because you had a row with the owner - whether it's value for what you're being asked to pay.
I think the contestants might need reminding every time they stay
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:44
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Don't worry people her place has a shared bathroom!

(Which she has used when guest where there)
Oh not good
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:48
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I think the contestants might need reminding every time they stay
I'm sure they know what they're meant to do, but some people are so determined to err maximise their chances, that they employ their own rules. That was the polite way of phrasing it

I've just had a look at Melinda's website and TA.
Her pricing is rather complicated and her response to the comment about her using the shared bathroom (and not tidying it after herself) novel too - next time why don't you spend a little more to upgrade

I really miss the eye rolling smiley.
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:05
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Melinda is like castle woman a couple of weeks ago. All fur coat and no knickers.
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:09
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I'm sure they know what they're meant to do, but some people are so determined to err maximise their chances, that they employ their own rules. That was the polite way of phrasing it

I've just had a look at Melinda's website and TA.
Her pricing is rather complicated and her response to the comment about her using the shared bathroom (and not tidying it after herself) novel too - next time why don't you spend a little more to upgrade

I really miss the eye rolling smiley.
So she uses the bathroom herself then doesn't clean it for guests!
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:19
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Deep fat frying followed by the microwave. Interesting way to cook brekkie.
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:21
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Oh dear not impressed with tonight's place although Eileen and Menet seem nice. I'm not a snob but the breakfast looked horrible. I grimaced on seeing the sausages obviously poor quality and although people might not agree with me I wouldn't serve instant coffee in a coffee pot.

Melinda seems to be this weeks Catherine but I think slightly more forceful and glam looking.
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:21
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Melinda has a touch of the Sally Websters!
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:21
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Frozen, deep fried, then microwaved? lol
She obviously went to the Wetherspoon school of catering

there was nothing wrong with the shower lying cow
Nope...............bet she was gutted when it 'miraculously' started working once expertly handled by a non-idiot

I couldnt see a teapot on that table. She clearly has never seen a coffee pot.
Looked like a coffee pot to me too - but the REAL crime was INSTANT COFFEE!!

Moaning about the bin not being emptied because there was a 1" square of paper caught in the bin liner - miserable hag

Her gaff had better be all bells and whistles with a cherry on top or she's going daaaaaahn!
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:35
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Deep fried, microwaved breakfast!
And garnished with that great Scottish speciality - a deep fried Mars bar!
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:36
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I'm loving Connie - especially when, having criticised the purple "signature" colour he confessed that his wife liked it and if she had wanted it he would have been obliged to comply. Sweet!
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:41
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Don't worry people her place has a shared bathroom!

(Which she has used when guest where there)
And she dares to complain!!!
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:44
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Hmmm - its all very well saying 'get better, local produce' but then she'd have to put up her prices and maybe the local market wouldn't wear it?
Mind you, I did think frozen sausages deep fried then microwaved did rather pander to the usual prejudices about Scottish cuisine!
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Old 16-11-2015, 18:49
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I'm loving Connie - especially when, having criticised the purple "signature" colour he confessed that his wife liked it and if she had wanted it he would have been obliged to comply. Sweet!
Yes I'm liking Connie too (at the moment). He certainly seems to have Melinda's measure, loved his complimenting the packet orange juice after Melinda had totally wrinkled up her nose, seemingly 'challenged' to have to be in the same room as such a terrible product
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