I do that if nobody's watching

The boiled variety are especially taste-free

Well, so the bitchy side of Mondays couple has come out.

How unusual, not!

I cant see tonights place getting beaten unless some gameplayer or other substantially underpays.

*cough* Melinda *cough*

She couldn't bring herself to put her fork into the 'severed finger' looking sausage - that's £20.00 off at least.

Yeah but she'll underpay everyone so her contribution or lack thereof probably won't make the difference.

Possibly, but Connie's offering at only £70.00 might be worthy of some overpayments to mitigate her skullduggery.

She didn't want to crack the camera lens.

I helped out at a school today and there was a boy with the longest and thickest eyelashes ever. Some women pay a lot of money to have eyelashes like that.

That will get the house prices to drop. The neighbours won't be happy for sure!

As much as I dislike Connie, I think his place was fantastic value for money, and I would love to have that four poster bed myself. The bathrooms were massive and each room had its own thermostat! How often do you get those in a B&B? I have to say that I would stay at his place quite happily.

Tomorrow is looking like it's going to be loads of fun to watch! Popcorn at the ready!

I wouldn't stay at his place because he would probably become aggressive and confrontational if you dared to criticise anything or complain.

That's exactly how I feel about him- even my mum said that he looks like he could flip at any moment. Ok, I would stay there, but not with him in charge.

Ah he is just a typical Greek man. I have met a few and been out with a few. They are a bit like that, but actually the ones i have been out with have been very attentive towards the female sex.

I actually have no issues with him. He obviously works very hard AND if he was that scary it would reflect on his feedback and reviews. Perhaps he has come over a little too much one way, but he wouldnt scare me to be honest.

I thought his place was amazing, the best so far. Clean, everything spot on and FINALLY hurrah we have a PERFECT BREAKFAST....... let the FANFARE begin, and release the BALLOONS WOO HOO......

Now thats what you call a proper breakfast.....

As to the GONE OFF MILK, it wasnt you silly women it was full fat. When i open my husbands milk for the first cup of tea, it floats bits of fat on top sometimes, bleurgh, but i dont drink cow milk so it doesnt bother me, but its not off.

Well tonight is going to be a train wreck...... burnt toast and dry mushrooms perfect......

I bet that lady is going to get a real shock of cold water on her face.

As to Eileen she almost redeemed herself last night and I predict an overpayment for Conny by her and Mene even with the twisted ankle.

Let the games begin, got my popcorn ready and my blood pressure machine to hand.

This bloomin page has gone all weird AGAIN!

The font is now so small on my iPhone that I need a magnifying glass to read it!

It looks like the old layout to me.

She's just like the other Monday couples. The Lilly Pad couple seemed to have someone else they liked in the comp and when it came to results day it was a draw with them. Same thing happened with Helen. The draw is just a coincidence but those Monday places certainly judged on the people rather than the place. Eileen says she likes Connie. So he will do ok with her comments and payment. It's liking the people or being wary of offending them or both!

When Connie mentioned his two great loves, the B&B and the boxing place, I thought how sad. Then he spoke of his two year old son! What, his family does not even warrant a mention. Very strange priorities IMHO.

Am I the only one who thinks Melinda has a passing resemblance to Helen Mirren?

The resemblance was mentioned earlier in the thread! Perhaps her hair-do is modelled on HM's as it does seem very similar.

Connie could have been talking about different kinds of love, to be fair - as in preoccupations, taking the love for his family for granted. He did make some comment about his obsession with the B&B earlier this week.

What with that long face and tall skinny body? The drag queen version perhaps!

Evening... This should be good tonight

She is describing herself

Very nice rooms.

It appears from what she is saying Melinda is devoid of self awarness

Phew made it!

Evening! Are we all ready for blood?