To me he sounds like Norris from Corrie. He also sounds condescending in everything he says.

Blimey she didnt like it, thats a generous 8 then

Marking down for the tiny little touch ups on the wall, would she have preferred what was there before? she has to understand that it will be a B&B that is popular with families and young kids, and there will be areas that have wear.

He's like Danny LaRue.

I didn't see him eat the plastic table cloth........

"Is that agreed"

"That's Agweed"

Martin is coming across as a 'Norman' I bet he loves his sub-committees!

An 8??? here he goes, game playing, they were delightful.

What do their hosting skills got to do with their business structure.

She didn't enjoy the breakfast but she would stay again. Silly cow.

Moaning about full pillows, well just use one then you pillock.

Your wife wakes up with a pain in the arse lying right next to her Martin.

She could try a completely different breakfast.

Looks like I won't be able to watch tomorrows episode but if anyone needs me I'll be on a grassy knoll...

Martin is very, very rude. Fancy asking the host how much he paid for the property & then about his pricing then to put on the feedback form that he has to review his business structure, horrible man, patronising and a total knob.

The host shouldn't have given him the information, should have just told him politely to mind his own.

So, Sara what first attracted you to the millionaire businessman Martin Hulme?

Martin is annoying and rude, he is someone you would have to tune out after a while.

Hey - thanks for the greeting

No worries - sorry it didn't help much in the end, but at least they've sorted it out in All 4 so back in sync this week!

It helped a lot - I'll treasure that trick for when I cannot find programmes by logical (for me at least) means!

I'm dreading this week with that a***hole with that hideous purple suite, as revolting as it seems to be unjustifiably expensive. We'll see.

That was ridiculous. They (or just he) wanted to make some criticism of the pricing and just stuck it in that category.

I do hope the prices charged are not going to be the theme of this series. Not whether the B&B is value for money, but are they charging too little deliberately, changing their prices, being honest/dishonest.

Tedious, especially when they just use if as an excuse to mark others down. .

I don't think Martin was implying that Keats Cottage was deliberately underpriced to win the competition. Rather, its that Martin sees it as his duty to help out these poor amateurs to improve their business. After all, he is a millionaire, don'tcher know?

He doesn't really seem to grasp the idea of 'local pricing'. Mind you I do agree with him on plastic tablecloths - ok at a kiddies party, but not otherwise.

I would prefer no tablecloths at breakfast .

I also agree Martin is getting on me nerves, getting on me nerves.
I also agree with him about plastic tablecloths your arms do tend to stick to them,

Just watching now. Who in their right mind is going to pay £500 a night. Where exactly is their target market? Rich people wouldn't go to b&bs then normal people just don't have that money