Plastic table cloths are horrific it must be said, practical or not.

I wonder if Keats used them? Mind you I don't suppose Keats Cottage was a B&B above two shops at the end of the High Street next to a beer garden and licensed cafe when he stayed there.

Nah, it doesnt bother me. Like the guy who owns Keat Cottage said having plastic table cloths in Shanklin is the norm, which is correct been there many times, son lives in IOW. As long as the breakfast is good i dont care to be honest, and I thought the breakfast looked lovely.

Besides which anyone with any manners would not have their arms on the table or elbows come to think of it lol, he must be from riff raff lol.

I think FIAB have probably stretched the definition of a "B&B" again - it looks much more like a holiday let though they do supply a continental breakfast. Certainly the place looks very impressive and I suppose if you can fill it (though with five rooms you may struggle) it could be good value.

Elbows!
Arms!
Hands!

Wot a load of riff-raff!

LOL.....No class..despite all that lovely lolly

Just thought at £500 a night there is no way he's going to win will he get the lowest percentage in 4iaB history?!

Martin really is an annoying prat

Go for his balls! I want to see Martin on the floor crying.

He said ten plus 2 fives, no way would those flowers be ten pounds.

There he goes again with pricing. oops she has let it out that she doesnt have the flowers all of the time, so she did it especially for this programme?

Martin *yawn*

Hmmm if you dont usually do it, then don't do it for this, thats cheating imo

Here we go, just use one pillow you picky idiot.

He is really a masive twt!

"She didnt get the timing of the bweakfast wight"

Oh shut up, she is doing really well on her own, stop moaning.

He is. Just caught the end of tonights ep. I think she's done really well on her own to cope with Martin especially nit picking at her all the time. I would have lamped him by now.

Charging £80 for her womb??? lol

Four?? you nasty old man.

Definetely lol

I wonder if he has life inurance...

She's nice. Quite self-deprecating and harsh on herself which is sad considering she does a great job on her own.

The close-ups of the Welsh Mum's fingernails when she was filling in the form didn't do her any favours I feel unkind but I couldn't help noticing as they showed it over and over again. Naughty editing?

I agree, she is very accepting of the criticism.