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Old 20-04-2016, 17:19
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Martin helping himself to the breakfast. This is mental.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:19
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This is just odd.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:20
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Does he expect the guests to clear the table and wash up as well?
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:21
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Put it all in your luggage and off you go
I'm taking his!
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:21
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Does he expect the guests to clear the table and wash up as well?
Knowing him probably.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:21
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Does he expect the guests to clear the table and wash up as well?
I was going to ask that. I reckon he has staff to do that.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:22
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Just popped in to say that Martin won't be on tomorrow's show. He's been sectioned of account of his delusions in thinking a breakfast you cook yourself is worth £40 or that any rooms he is offering are worth a fraction of what he is charging.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:22
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:22
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They all marked him far too high IMO.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:22
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No way would I pay £400 to stay somewhere and have to do all the bleedin' work.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:22
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No!!!
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:23
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They could have the hair and gunge they found in the shower plug for only £49.99.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:23
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Just popped in to say that Martin won't be on tomorrow's show. He's been sectioned of account of his delusions in thinking a breakfast you cook yourself is worth £40 or that any rooms he is offering are worth a fraction of what he is charging.


So they paid £40 for some fruit
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:23
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This isn't a hotel though Martin it's a B&B.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:24
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He expects her to turn the page!
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:24
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How can she give a ten for a £40 bowl of fruit?
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:25
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£150 and he will serve?? he is like one of those high class prossies, without the glamour
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:26
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So they paid £40 for some fruit
How much wastage do they go through? Or is it his tea!
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:26
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Martin doesn't seem bothered either way.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:27
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On Tripadvisor it is called a Rental House
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:28
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£150 and he will serve?? he is like one of those high class prossies, without the glamour
Erm someone's not being '2 shy'!
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:28
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He expects her to turn the page!
It looked like he could not read.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:29
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£150 extra and they can provide a bit of service. Who's going to be waiting on, Liz Hurley?

We've stayed at some exceptionally nice places around the world, including one where the hospitality in the room inclluded a full size fridge with fine wines and litre bottles of spirits. There were all kinds of fruits and artisan cake, biscuits, chocolates and savouries. They weren't so crass as to add a cover charge, it was all built into the cost of the room.
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:46
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We've stayed at Caribbean resorts where the cost per night was less than he charges and it was AI with spirits, wines & soft drinks in our room, loads of beach activities, fantastic food served all day, great service too.

I know where I'd rather spend my hard earned.........
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Old 20-04-2016, 17:47
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And he's been featured on Rogue Traders.
has he??!!
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