Martin helping himself to the breakfast. This is mental.

This is just odd.

Does he expect the guests to clear the table and wash up as well?

I'm taking his!

Knowing him probably.

I was going to ask that. I reckon he has staff to do that.

Just popped in to say that Martin won't be on tomorrow's show. He's been sectioned of account of his delusions in thinking a breakfast you cook yourself is worth £40 or that any rooms he is offering are worth a fraction of what he is charging.

They all marked him far too high IMO.

No way would I pay £400 to stay somewhere and have to do all the bleedin' work.

No!!!

They could have the hair and gunge they found in the shower plug for only £49.99.

So they paid £40 for some fruit

This isn't a hotel though Martin it's a B&B.

He expects her to turn the page!

How can she give a ten for a £40 bowl of fruit?

£150 and he will serve?? he is like one of those high class prossies, without the glamour

How much wastage do they go through? Or is it his tea!

Martin doesn't seem bothered either way.

On Tripadvisor it is called a Rental House

Erm someone's not being '2 shy'!

It looked like he could not read.

£150 extra and they can provide a bit of service. Who's going to be waiting on, Liz Hurley?

We've stayed at some exceptionally nice places around the world, including one where the hospitality in the room inclluded a full size fridge with fine wines and litre bottles of spirits. There were all kinds of fruits and artisan cake, biscuits, chocolates and savouries. They weren't so crass as to add a cover charge, it was all built into the cost of the room.

We've stayed at Caribbean resorts where the cost per night was less than he charges and it was AI with spirits, wines & soft drinks in our room, loads of beach activities, fantastic food served all day, great service too.

I know where I'd rather spend my hard earned.........

has he??!!