Going back to last week's. Michael had a bloody cheek saying pillow lady needed psychological help. If anybody needed medical assistance it was him. Starting off with anger management sessions. What an angry little man he was!

I wasn't keen on Michael, but anyone who makes such a stupid fuss about a few hairs that they feel they need to sleep wrapped up in a bathrobe probably should seek help. Either that or it was just game-playing and/or stupid attention-seeking. Nobody came out of this looking good.

Her story was a little inconsistent too. On the first day she put it down to not wanting to sleep where someone else's head has been and ewww, etc. Which doesn't wash as she runs a B&B so giving guests a pillow that's been slept on previously is normal I would think, unless she wants us to think it's SO unhygienic that she gives each guests a new pillow. Pretty unlikely. When asked about it the next time she mentioned asthma or allergies. Sounds like she was trying to cover for her nonsensical first story, or as you say, possibly attention seeking.

I often bring a neck roll pillow when I travel as it helps me feel more comfortable when I sleep. It's nothing to do with hygiene though, I suspect that's not uncommon, depends on how much spare room you have in your luggage as well.

I thought he had reasons to be angry, though. It would have infuriated me the way that Harrogate Lady exaggerated the incredible peril of hairs and the dramatic dangers of alien pillows. I didn't mind him and his wife as much as most on here, because at least they had a sense of humour.

I feel they hid their nastiness behind their sense of humour...

Evenin' noteliers. Another week with picky guests it seems.

Here we go, last week of the series.

Evening!

Looks really nice.

Very fancy brekkie. Too fancy for some I bet.

Marianne. She thinks Essex people are upper class people.

It looks very nice

Self catering lodges are not b&b.

Breakfast hamper for £231 a night,, no thanks

Marianne makes Kim Woodburn look demure. Is she wearing latex boots?

Electric convector AND radiators?? strange.

Did Marianne just say people from Essex were upper class???

(If not, I need to pay attention lol)

This place in Brighton looks beautiful. Lot's of jealous underpaying no doubt for their place.

I can see the people with expensive places looking down on the £60 a night place,, its not really a fair competition

Yes she did.

That bit of yellow tape on the doorbell is peeing me off,lol

That's at least a £20 deduction.

Chais londge?lol

yes, gorgeous, prepared for Marianne to mark it down.

As for Marianne, I know she's very blonde but she would benefit from some eyebrows...

Shower caps, I thought they were extra large condoms