Four in a Bed :: New Series (Part 4)
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Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“4 for a brick wall? FFS. They are just being spiteful with their markings.”
“4 for a brick wall? FFS. They are just being spiteful with their markings.”
The curse of the spiteful B&B-ers strikes again!
And I thought those two were really nice.
It's just gotten so silly with the points off now. A gold bin? Brick wall? Good grief. Do either of those things affect your stay? If so, I dare say you ought to go back in your little bubble and wrap the cotton wool around your soft head very snug.
Originally Posted by Hershey2:
“The Italian guys have gone way down in my estimation, their comments and scoring were really poor.”
“The Italian guys have gone way down in my estimation, their comments and scoring were really poor.”
Their place was very weird, so they're obviously suffering from an attack of the green-eyed monster. I don't think they know who they are trying to cater to, which was well illustrated by all the tacky signs plastered over the outside - one was 'Party Central' and directly underneath was 'Children Welcome'.
They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.
Originally Posted by JulesF:
“Their place was very weird, so they're obviously suffering from an attack of the green-eyed monster. I don't think they know who they are trying to cater to, which was well illustrated by all the tacky signs plastered over the outside - one was 'Party Central' and directly underneath was 'Children Welcome'.
They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.”
“Their place was very weird, so they're obviously suffering from an attack of the green-eyed monster. I don't think they know who they are trying to cater to, which was well illustrated by all the tacky signs plastered over the outside - one was 'Party Central' and directly underneath was 'Children Welcome'.
They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.”
I got that impression as well. They'd be right at home in Blackpool.
Originally Posted by JulesF:
“Their place was very weird, so they're obviously suffering from an attack of the green-eyed monster. I don't think they know who they are trying to cater to, which was well illustrated by all the tacky signs plastered over the outside - one was 'Party Central' and directly underneath was 'Children Welcome'.
They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.”
“Their place was very weird, so they're obviously suffering from an attack of the green-eyed monster. I don't think they know who they are trying to cater to, which was well illustrated by all the tacky signs plastered over the outside - one was 'Party Central' and directly underneath was 'Children Welcome'.
They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.”
The spelling seemed to be an issue too!
Originally Posted by JulesF:
“...They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.”
“...They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.”
I once stayed in a Blackpool hotel like that (not on a stag, but very cheap weekend away). The place was in a right state with holes kicked in doors, burns on carpets etc. It was clean enough though with good breakfast and the bar literally stayed open as long was we were still capable of drinking. I think La Tavola Calda would be in a much, much worse state than we saw if that were their market.
I do think they were truthful in that their weekday clientele, at least, are contract workers. I'm puzzled as to who organises a Stag or Hen to Nuneton after all!
Originally Posted by JulesF:
“Their place was very weird, so they're obviously suffering from an attack of the green-eyed monster. I don't think they know who they are trying to cater to, which was well illustrated by all the tacky signs plastered over the outside - one was 'Party Central' and directly underneath was 'Children Welcome'.
They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.”
“Their place was very weird, so they're obviously suffering from an attack of the green-eyed monster. I don't think they know who they are trying to cater to, which was well illustrated by all the tacky signs plastered over the outside - one was 'Party Central' and directly underneath was 'Children Welcome'.
They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.”
I couldn't work that one out either. Contractors are almost certain to be setting off to work pretty early in the morning and are unlikely to be partying till late, or wanting to be kept awake when they have a long day's work ahead of them.
Originally Posted by Shrike:
“I once stayed in a Blackpool hotel like that (not on a stag, but very cheap weekend away). The place was in a right state with holes kicked in doors, burns on carpets etc. It was clean enough though with good breakfast and the bar literally stayed open as long was we were still capable of drinking. I think La Tavola Calda would be in a much, much worse state than we saw if that were their market.
I do think they were truthful in that their weekday clientele, at least, are contract workers. I'm puzzled as to who organises a Stag or Hen to Nuneton after all!”
“I once stayed in a Blackpool hotel like that (not on a stag, but very cheap weekend away). The place was in a right state with holes kicked in doors, burns on carpets etc. It was clean enough though with good breakfast and the bar literally stayed open as long was we were still capable of drinking. I think La Tavola Calda would be in a much, much worse state than we saw if that were their market.
I do think they were truthful in that their weekday clientele, at least, are contract workers. I'm puzzled as to who organises a Stag or Hen to Nuneton after all!”
Perhaps their party night is only at weekend, and the 4iaB people deliberately organised their visit for the noisiest night. They've done that one before to stir up a little conflict.
Originally Posted by JulesF:
“Their place was very weird, so they're obviously suffering from an attack of the green-eyed monster. I don't think they know who they are trying to cater to, which was well illustrated by all the tacky signs plastered over the outside - one was 'Party Central' and directly underneath was 'Children Welcome'.
They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.”
“Their place was very weird, so they're obviously suffering from an attack of the green-eyed monster. I don't think they know who they are trying to cater to, which was well illustrated by all the tacky signs plastered over the outside - one was 'Party Central' and directly underneath was 'Children Welcome'.
They said it was for contractors, but what contractor wants fairy lights all over the shop, George Michael impersonators and discos till one in the morning? I suspect their real clientele is the very bottom end of the hen/stag market and they don't want to admit it.”
The do have contractors monday to friday, there is NO entertainment until the weekend. People can book and get a discount at the weekend a lot do and they get free entertainment and enjoy it.
Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“Fumes from the carpet disturbed their sleep.”
“Fumes from the carpet disturbed their sleep.
”
The fumes from new carpets make my sinuses explode and give me really severe headaches
Originally Posted by Shrike:
“I once stayed in a Blackpool hotel like that (not on a stag, but very cheap weekend away). The place was in a right state with holes kicked in doors, burns on carpets etc. It was clean enough though with good breakfast and the bar literally stayed open as long was we were still capable of drinking. I think La Tavola Calda would be in a much, much worse state than we saw if that were their market.
I do think they were truthful in that their weekday clientele, at least, are contract workers. I'm puzzled as to who organises a Stag or Hen to Nuneton after all!”
“I once stayed in a Blackpool hotel like that (not on a stag, but very cheap weekend away). The place was in a right state with holes kicked in doors, burns on carpets etc. It was clean enough though with good breakfast and the bar literally stayed open as long was we were still capable of drinking. I think La Tavola Calda would be in a much, much worse state than we saw if that were their market.
I do think they were truthful in that their weekday clientele, at least, are contract workers. I'm puzzled as to who organises a Stag or Hen to Nuneton after all!”
Yes, true! They did have signs up about hen/stag discounts, I noticed, but the signage overload suggests that maybe they're just trying to cover all bases.
Originally Posted by Shrike:
“I once stayed in a Blackpool hotel like that (not on a stag, but very cheap weekend away). The place was in a right state with holes kicked in doors, burns on carpets etc. It was clean enough though with good breakfast and the bar literally stayed open as long was we were still capable of drinking. I think La Tavola Calda would be in a much, much worse state than we saw if that were their market.
I do think they were truthful in that their weekday clientele, at least, are contract workers. I'm puzzled as to who organises a Stag or Hen to Nuneton after all!”
“I once stayed in a Blackpool hotel like that (not on a stag, but very cheap weekend away). The place was in a right state with holes kicked in doors, burns on carpets etc. It was clean enough though with good breakfast and the bar literally stayed open as long was we were still capable of drinking. I think La Tavola Calda would be in a much, much worse state than we saw if that were their market.
I do think they were truthful in that their weekday clientele, at least, are contract workers. I'm puzzled as to who organises a Stag or Hen to Nuneton after all!”
DS 4iaB Thread Road Trip?
Originally Posted by JulesF:
“ Yes, true! They did have signs up about hen/stag discounts, I noticed, but the signage overload suggests that maybe they're just trying to cover all bases.”
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Yes, true! They did have signs up about hen/stag discounts, I noticed, but the signage overload suggests that maybe they're just trying to cover all bases.”
Blimey! I can just imagine the reaction of the groom:
"Well Dave, have you decided on where we're going for my Stag do?"
"Yep!"
"Great - is it Prague for the beer? Dublin for the craic? Or Amsterdam for the you-know-what?"
"Nope - we're going to Nuneaton for a top-notch George Micheal tribute act!"
"Dave!! You @&%*!!!!"
Originally Posted by Shrike:
“Blimey! I can just imagine the reaction of the groom:
"Well Dave, have you decided on where we're going for my Stag do?"
"Yep!"
"Great - is it Prague for the beer? Dublin for the craic? Or Amsterdam for the you-know-what?"
"Nope - we're going to Nuneaton for a top-notch George Micheal tribute act!"
"Dave!! You @&%*!!!!"”
“Blimey! I can just imagine the reaction of the groom:
"Well Dave, have you decided on where we're going for my Stag do?"
"Yep!"
"Great - is it Prague for the beer? Dublin for the craic? Or Amsterdam for the you-know-what?"
"Nope - we're going to Nuneaton for a top-notch George Micheal tribute act!"
"Dave!! You @&%*!!!!"”
Originally Posted by Shrike:
“Blimey! I can just imagine the reaction of the groom:
"Well Dave, have you decided on where we're going for my Stag do?"
"Yep!"
"Great - is it Prague for the beer? Dublin for the craic? Or Amsterdam for the you-know-what?"
"Nope - we're going to Nuneaton for a top-notch George Micheal tribute act!"
"Dave!! You @&%*!!!!"”
“Blimey! I can just imagine the reaction of the groom:
"Well Dave, have you decided on where we're going for my Stag do?"
"Yep!"
"Great - is it Prague for the beer? Dublin for the craic? Or Amsterdam for the you-know-what?"
"Nope - we're going to Nuneaton for a top-notch George Micheal tribute act!"
"Dave!! You @&%*!!!!"”
I'm guessing Mick doubles as the stripper.
Damn I just noticed I posted in the wrong thread above. Don't think I'd like to eat at this Chinese/ B&B.
House rules typed out for each guest. Good grief.
House rules typed out for each guest. Good grief.
If they didnt show them the feedback forms, then we wouldnt get this petty tit for tat rubbish, but then thats what the producers want
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