No fabric conditioner smell, another tenner off.
Four in a Bed :: New Series (Part 4)
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Chinese B&B is a bit of a strange one I wonder if the breakfast will be standard breakie or have a twist?
Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“Chinese B&B is a bit of a strange one I wonder if the breakfast will be standard breakie or have a twist?”
“Chinese B&B is a bit of a strange one I wonder if the breakfast will be standard breakie or have a twist?”
It's served by Nancy Lam in a wok. The food not Nancy Lam.
.
Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“It's served by Nancy Lam in a wok. The food not Nancy Lam..”
“It's served by Nancy Lam in a wok. The food not Nancy Lam.
.”
Nancy Lam first thing in the morning!
I for one would rather turn into a cannible. 
Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“Nancy Lam first thing in the morning! I for one would rather turn into a cannible. ”
“Nancy Lam first thing in the morning!
I for one would rather turn into a cannible. ”
lol
Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“He's blocked the toilet.”
“He's blocked the toilet.”
perhaps he ate those dumplings they cooked
Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“£79 is pretty cheap. Moaning about the annex. £20 off.”
“£79 is pretty cheap. Moaning about the annex. £20 off.”
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Rubbish put outside for the bin men to collect,,, £30 off the asking price”
“Rubbish put outside for the bin men to collect,,, £30 off the asking price”
Originally Posted by 2shy2007:
“Oh no! the magazine is out of date, take a tenner off!”
“Oh no! the magazine is out of date, take a tenner off!”
Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“Crooked tiles. £30 off. No fabric conditioner another £10 off.”
“Crooked tiles. £30 off. No fabric conditioner another £10 off.”
Originally Posted by 2shy2007:
“No fabric conditioner smell, another tenner off.”
“No fabric conditioner smell, another tenner off.”
And now they have to give money to the guests.
Ono of these days that'll probably happen.
Originally Posted by anyonefortennis:
“7 for no toilet brush.”
“7 for no toilet brush.
”
,,, the toilet didnt manager to shift his two ton poo 
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Oooh tomorrow looks good”
“Oooh tomorrow looks good
”
Tai Kwon Do won't save them from her evil stare.
Originally Posted by aggielane:
“The fumes from new carpets make my sinuses explode and give me really severe headaches”
“The fumes from new carpets make my sinuses explode and give me really severe headaches”
Me too. It would be a real problem but I'd have asked for another room.
Originally Posted by BellaRosa:
“I think the only nice couple are the 2 women. How bitchy are the others
Today should be good”
“I think the only nice couple are the 2 women. How bitchy are the others
Today should be good
”
But they weren't very nice when they said they wouldn't stay again, for no particular reason, or they knocked points off for the gold round the bin.
The Eyebrow Italians have come up with the stupidest reasons though - single bed duvets on single beds, how shocking! And inventing what should be there but isn't in order to deduct marks - no fabric conditioner on the bed linen. If it had smelled of conditioner that would probably have been a reason to take marks off because of the smell.
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Here we go ,, i hope the two blokes are made to fee very silly”
“Here we go ,, i hope the two blokes are made to fee very silly
”
Well they certainly look silly already.
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