Okay sisters, your job is done, your property has been judged presque perfect... back away from the competition now.

(I'd stay there. Looked clean and comfy and plenty for brekkie).



But possibly only because the production team asked them deliberately. We never hear the leading questions, only the answers. And, of course, only the answers that fit the production team's 'narrative' for that week.

I think I'm too cynical to watch this now...

I didn't take it that way. I thought she meant that the comments were good and everyone said they'd stay again so that was all she needs from the competition regardless of whether they won the plaque or not

It all looked pretty good to me, if that's what you're looking for. I'd just critique that the 'family' need to be drilled to always leave the bathroom (specifically the toilet) how guests would expect to find it - or how anyone following after them would want to find it come to that.

It made a very pleasant change to hear positive feedback actually.

We live quite near the Yorkshire establishment featured last week. We called out some choice remarks as we drove past it yesterday

With the window open I hope.

The doppler effect can be amazing!

Of course!

And rest assured this will be a permanent feature of our journeys

I took it that way too.

The dust on the bedframe wasn't recent.
whoever's been cleaning just go right to the very end.
thought the place was lovely those bathrooms are stunning.

this shows become my new Guilty secret

Wot, only one guilty secret?

Here we go again

Accusations of bribery today. Did he leave an envelope full of money in every room as a "gift"?

Room is tiny for 2 single beds. Awful carpet.

Tiny room.

Even smaller room!!!!!

There's no way all these toiletries are standard.

So many gifts, would Joe public get them too?

That's the first thing I noticed the horrible carpet! Sticks out like a sore thumb

Not for 60 quid a night!

I don't think so. You should treat everybody the same, competition or not and in life generally apart from fat, misogynistic Yorkshiremen.

Poku is very annoying.

How old is Poku?? 10?? lol

I thought I was the only one who thought that but didn't want to say for fear of being called certain things.

You just get the nagging feeling the husband met Poku on one of 'those' websites

I can't take her seriously with a name which sounds like a Pokemon character.

Don't worry I think we are all thinking the same.


That's what I was thinking.