His prices are not genuine though.

"Someone's been eating the biscuit" No doubt it's the film crew!

Normally it's the other way round so that they can win!

Only if you'd been the 'nominated' recipient


Just looked and their 'Average' price per night in a Superior Queen room, which bears absolutely no relation to tonight's place is £350. They also have a weekend break for two nights at £320 per night including breakfast in their Michelin starred restaurant and a 2pm check out time.

Where would you rather be? hmmmm let me think.

He said pussy cat which makes a big difference.

Ha ha, I thought the bed spreads reminded me of stuff in an old peoples home, awful.

I had to do a double take when I heard those prices - for 3 star Guest Accommodation as well.

I know its more central than where I normally stay but I pay less for 3 nights in a 4 star hotel down round Excel regardless of the time of year

One thing I noticed I'm probably on my own here, the young blonde lady didn't shake hands with one of tonight's hosts which I thought was a bit off. You might not like the person but politeness please and I'm sure it didn't go unheeded by the host.
Last edited by stefthepest : 28-11-2016 at 17:45

Wrong thread.

The decor is very - http://www.ofah.net/blog/wp-content/...ea-three-3.jpg !

Tomorrow because it is in Blackpool and 10 minutes walk from the Pleasure Beach and all the thrills that entails, they bake cakes!!! But to keep it "in keeping", the cakes are themed on their own hotels.

Is a biscuit a facility? I thought it was a luxury item.

To some old Yorkshire folks, a biscuit is an essential.

Well, the producers got it right again when it comes to going first.

Obnoxious wide-boy. Why on earth would they stay again?

I see! Are you a dunker or non dunker?

Ginger biscuits dunked in rum.

That isn't really the question though. If you are appearing on a 5 times 30 minute advert for your business, the question might become, "Shall I just say I would stay again, to avoid negative publicity when someone becomes vindictive?"

Then it might be prudent to tell a little white lie.

Which one is 'that gay bloke'? (As, presumably, distinct from 'that straight bloke')...

Whatever floats yer boat! I'm a non dunker but very partial to a dark chocolate covered ginger biscuit! Bliss!

Judging by the comments about his off colour remarks and how he was so close to her line, I reckon it was edited in his favour and we didn't see what contributed to that reaction.


I've got to be honest Stef, I can't remember ever staying anywhere where the hospitality tray didn't have biscuits.


Yo Ho Ho Hoppy - Resident Thread Pirate


He really reminded me of Danny Lambo, although Danny redeemed himself with a pleasant nature on 4 in a Bed. His hotel was a disaster though and the breakfasts were cold as they came from next door - TA reviews of this place seem to suggest a similar arrangement?

The stupid playing of pool and the pricing debacle has tried my patience.

Awful decor, unprofessional management style, delusional and self-defeating pricing and FIAB strategy. Are we in 2016? Really, truly weird.

I'm pretty sure the two sets who said they'd return only did so as they have no idea about London prices. We've had some eye watering tarriffs before, but never for such poor quality!

Always makes me smile when the owner can identify the couple from their comments about the room defects - and the defects are always on that long list of stuff that somehow has not been done before the cameras turned up!

I had reason in June this year to find accommodation within close proximity to St Thomas' Hospital in London.. After checking lots of hotels and B&B's I chose a plain and simple Premier Inn, where I only had a mile roughly to walk to the hospital. The Inn was always spotless inside and out, my room was cleaned and bed linen changed daily - I had to spend six nights there where I felt safe when my OH was in hospital.. The cost for those six days and nights was around 700 (pounds) (Sorry couldn't find the pound sign!).

Some of the B&B's on offer looked like real dives and some would have cost me even more.

Easy,....... Claridges.......you'll get Silver Service there.

Tonight's bloke is blooming deluded.....eejit

Quite looking forward to the Yorkshire farm chaps place..looks really homely .

Oh, tasty Border biccies.......you are so nommie and hard to resist.....mmmmmmm