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Old 28-10-2015, 17:18
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She doesn't own any of them she's just a confused old lady whose's wondered in!
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:18
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'It's a long way to tickle Mary.'
No no no!

The version I know (thanks to Ken Dodd) is "That's the wrong way to tickle Mary"

That activity is my idea of hell. I would probably have run away, or at least sung the version above.
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:18
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Nooo not brekkie order.
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:18
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He is very rude interrupting her.
And asking 'how did you make your money?'
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:19
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And asking 'how did you make your money?'
Very rude and cheeky, he came across as jealous.


Oh look she is all puffy from the feathers, how can you tell the difference ?
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:19
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She's such a drama queen. Her face isn't puffy at all. Well no more than usual.
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:20
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Lovely dinner service. it is in fitting with the whole B&B.
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:20
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Sue "Does my face look puffed up and swollen"

"No Sue, your face looks just as miserable as yesterday"

She really annoys me
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:21
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Someone's got a face like a slapped arsse
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:21
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I want to slap Sue now.
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:21
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Lilly's pad duo are jealous too it seems.
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:21
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Does losing four in a bed count?
Simon Cowell might like it
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:22
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5 for a tiny bit of dust in the fold of the toilet seat?????
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:23
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What a bunch of idiots . no comment on the food just the damn dinner service.
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:23
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What a pair of bitter old b-witches
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:23
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If you have an allergy, whether food or feathers, why wouldn't you tell your host beforehand?
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:23
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Oh FFS ,, Sue has to be the most miserable person ever to appear on FIAB
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:24
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Dangerous bed it says?? was that mentioned???
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:24
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Simon Cowell might like it
Eurovision entry?!
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:24
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They are all hacking me right off.
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:25
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Poor Audrey. Feeling sorry for her now.
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:25
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Very harsh and undeserved scores!
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:25
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Well after her own stupid comments on the feedback forms, she can't complain really. Audrey I mean.
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:26
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There you go, she has polyester if you have an allergy, nasty bunch I feel sorry for her
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Old 28-10-2015, 17:27
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Scratch my last comment. I have no sympathy for Audrey at all now.
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