A thick, delusional, up himself tool for starters ...

Yeah, that just scratches the surface, but it is a good beginning.

Kevin seems to think he's in a Big Brother type show. He does seem to have real beef with Suzanne the catering manager for some reason we've not been shown..
With the paint though I think he did have a valid point - he accidentally made a mark at first - the paint should've been of a quality where that wouldn't happen.

BIB. Agreed, the paint job was bad, and it could have been brought up on the feedback form. But there was no excuse for him defacing the wall as he did.

We need to talk about Kevin,(in joke) He thinks he is Will.i.am.

Will.I.Aint more like.

There's something just really weird about last week's So and this week's Kevin. Both of them 'inherited' a family business. By their behaviour neither of them seems to care about the way they are representing that business on TV. It's just all me, me me. Odd.

Kevin and So are not will.i.am but more the big.i.am.

It wasn't an accident. He did it deliberately and showed the white mark on his elbow to the camera.

Well, it was an accident waiting to happen
Bottom line is that paint should'nt be powdering like that.

Agreed the paint shouldn't have done that. But he had no right to deliberately deface the wall either. What an ignorant tool.

Strange name to call a place. They are just managers. It's owned by a brewery.

It did seem a bit strange the way the paint rubbed off like that, as if it was a Matt emulsion, not really suited for a bedroom wall, however, what he did was just inexcusable!
If it had happened to me, I would have apologised and maybe commented that the paint might not be completely suitable, but writing your initials!

Kevin's bigging himself up again - only because nobody else will.

Smell that lovely smell. It's not horse shit from the old stables is it? Well it would be if Kevin is staying in the next room.

Or the dogs had snuck in!

It's like a motel, so they have to walk back to the main building in the morning for brekkie? what if its raining?

Lot's of hairs on the bed base.

Clever - a black toilet brush 😄

That wetroom was filthy!!!!!!

Filthy loo seat too!!! did they even clean them?

Well at least he FEELS like a little man.

That was vile - can't believe they didn't see to them and keep the standard up.

They should stand Kevin there - nobody would miss!

Lot's of grouting in wet rooms never works. Better to use large stone or concrete tiles.

lol

He thought their story would be more interesting.