What absolutely shocking scoring and comments from Sue, disgusting

It wasnt my kind of place so i wouldnt pay £95, but it was a clean place and the breakfast was good

And I Gorden and Sharon where going to be the troublesome couple

It makes me laugh - these twits try to make out they're such sticklers for cleanliness even one stray hair will get them shrieking, and then they put their big trollies on the beds to pack and run their dirty wheels over the duvet!

Because then you'd have one less thing to complain about and mark down for


The china isn't to my personal taste, but the breakfasts all looked good and sounded as though it tasted good too.


No, but on the how did you sleep bit they'd mentioned the headboard. Maybe it wasn't fixed very well?


Me too

They would have a fit if they where on come dine with me with the acccodental hair in the food

(there's a spider in the food today )

I'm glad someone else has mentioned it. I cringe every single time and over 90% of them do it. Awful.

And she is cooking naked ewww.

Think my tv may take a bashing when watching 4IAB on +1 as I just caught the end. How evil are those 2 women

Deliberately sleeping in bedding that you knew was more likely going to set off an allergic reaction by the morning, just so that you could complain about it, is one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen on tv. It takes one strange kind of person to actually do this.

I wondered that too, she just made her face look more miserable than it usualy is.

I have the Old Country Roses china too, but is rarely used nowadays. I tend to agree that it is more of an 'afternoon tea' design. But really, there's no need to moan about it <rolls eyes>

I agree, the breakfasts looked lovely - had me salivating, as did the fish & chips.

erm she also paints with her body...

Try wrapping your tv in bubble wrap

I just saw the result Where's the vomit face when you need it


Good point

Gosh those Lilly Pad women are a right pair of bitches!

She knew the bedding would set her off and discovered it during the room inspection.... Why not mention it to the host?? It's not an unusual allergy and hotels and B&Bs are prepared for requests for polyester bedding.

And as for criticising the China when she whinged about having to have her tea in bone china cups.... That was Royal Albert!!

The female pair each have a face like a Lurgan spade.

Is that the Bold 2in1? Used to use that a lot, had a lovely lavender smell, but think they took it out! Do don't use it anymore.
I love poached eggs,but really enjoy them most when they have been poached in a pan of water, I don't find the need to add vinegar. I tip the egg into gently simmering water until it looks cooked - lovely, I'm off to make some now,

This. ^^^


Did they have anything nice to say? From the building looking like a former shop to the china. The china fitted in with Audrey's place and it's style. But those old miseries had to mention it and tell everyone. And if that wasn't enough they had to criticise the bowl the beans were severed in. The brekkie at Audrey's looked very yummy and very good quality.

Surely that's payback for the comments on their "slay" bed? Ditto the comments on the dust.

They're both as bad as each other - the two women convinced their craft work is marvellous, and Audrey convinced she's in the entertainment business (I'd like to know in what capacity, because I would imagine Linda Snell has had more experience in that department, but let it pass). They're all rather dour for my taste, although Lily's Pad is my preference for B & B.

What are Sharon and Gordon up to, I wonder, fawning over Audrey?


As someone has mentioned, many people go everywhere with their favourite pillow (even when they're visiting friends) so it was a bit odd that Sue, who takes her favourite cup with her, didn't have a pillow tucked in her bag as well, particularly if she's allergic to pillows. People with allergies usually take far more responsibility for their welfare than this.

They give a 5 because there was a hair on the toilet seat

Her comment about the baked bean plate 'standing out like a sore thumb'... you could not even see it as it had a paper doily on it ffs

I will be banned if I use the words I want to use, Their friends .. if they have any... need to have a word with them. Pure evil.

Also the face on them 2 when Audrey said all what she owned. Pure jealousy.

But how did she acquire it?

Just caught up with tonight's episode. Although not to my taste- too many nik nacks and gilded things, the place was fine. It looked very clean. The breakfasts looked very nice as well and got nice comments regarding the flavour. Dinner service I did not like though. Too floral and fussy, and I would be terrified of accidentally damaging it. Or using it the wrong way. But again, that's just personal preference.

I found Gordon rather rude in his questioning of how Audrey got her money. Although it doesn't look as if they ever got to find it out anyway.

Now as to the feather bedding and allergies- how bloody hard is it to ask for polyester bedding? But I guess moaning is more fun. And is it me, or do they sound like they are reading a bad script whenever they complain? And don't even start me on the ridiculous make up application and lamp waving.

That's how I feel as well. And don't even think of having sex in her bedrooms.

That would be one organ she wouldn't want to see.

Was it the same couple? I thought the dangerous bed comments came from tomorrow night's Gordon, but I'm not 100% - could be wrong on that.

For sure, at least they'd speak to the host and see if anything could be done and that's at the very least.


I think she's a lady who likes to recount a tale but I did wonder if on this occasion she diversified so much simply to avoid a straightforward answer


It was like badly directed and badly acted provincial am dram.
There's a point somewhere in there, the same as some of Audrey's comments have a point too if you're paying for absolute perfection, but it really is getting beyond silly this series.

Gordon has come across as extremely brash, a very acquired taste humour wise and I can't take to Louise and Sue at all.
It's not a very good week at all for me.

For tomorrow's programme
Article about The Castle. It's 2 years old.
Shepherd Neame is a very prevalent Kent brewery who've been acquiring and refurbing pubs and pubs with rooms over the years.

Sue and Louise are really giving me the pip. What a joyless pair of miseries. The only time Sue shows any spark of life or enthusiasm is when she finds something to moan about. I really admire Audrey's acumen and the effort she made for her guests - she sang for them, fried fish for them and took their petty criticisms on the chin. And don't get me started on Sue and Louise's 50's housewife retro vintage must-have-my-Earl Gray-in-a-China-teacup twee kitschy hackneyed style...