Here it is you have join though.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1414...93224/?fref=nf

RIDICULOUS... honestly never have i seen such acting lol....

You can tell a feather pillow INSTANTLY, as they are soft and squishy and you can almost mould them. They dont support very well and are not good for your neck. I have used them when I lived in Germany and I ended up changing mine for polyester.

Feather allergy also is very very rare.

IF she had a FEATHER allergy she should have spoke to Audrey straight away. Like she said they only had to ASK and she would have changed it for polyester.

The STEPFORD grannies are really getting on my nerves now. They are so game playing. IF they win I dont think i will watch again lol.

LOL and that really took the biscuit for me. I thought WTF, is wrong with you.

I actually got cross with the other couple too scoring down because of the crockery....I have never seen such rubbish in my life.

When Audrey was setting the breakfast table i though wow how nice it all looked. A bit of special treat, pampered, so her guest feel special. The china was in keeping with the guest house. Twee.....

Honestly if she had put out old workers mugs with chiips on would they have complained. It seems ludicrous in the extreme to moan about. The rules for scoring should be was the breakfast well presented, rooms clean, etc, not the crockery ridiculous.

The 4IAB production team need to stop editing everything out to make people look worse then they are.

Nah, not Bold i buy mine from Aldi 2 in 1, Lavender I love the smell, but it can mark the red sheets if there is too much washing in there.

When i cooked breakfast years ago for guests we always used the old fashioned metal poacher. It put water underneath, buttered the cups and put the eggs in and they cooked lovely. People liked the shape. I suppose its all changed now, and peoples preferences.

I am disabled so i dont use boiling water would end up in A&E lol.... so i have to get hubby to cook mine we use our egg cooker for ours. x

I liked the place last night, well not my style, BUT it was clean, and well presented.

As to the T.V. comment are you serious? That T.V. was a good telly. IF it had been an old fashioned one would he have complained?

The STEPFORD Grannie putting her makeup on with her friend holding a red lamp over her head well i nearly choked on my hot chocolate lol..it was PRICELESS. The room behind was virtually in the dark for effect, YET the rooms at the start were all light and airy and errrrrr have ceiling lights lol....... You couldnt make it up. (MAKE IT UP ... sorry stupid pun). Why not go into the BATHROOM and put makeup on using the mirror there?

There was dust behind the toilet. I am not sure how often Audrey has guests. Someone mentioned on the facebook page she has only had 7 reviews since MARCH 2015, so not a lot really. Perhaps as she OWNS half of that village she is just a B&B hobbyist and was using this programme to boost her place....... So perhaps there was a bit of dust behind the toilet but it wasnt DIRT.

IF the STEPFORD Grannie was allergic to feather pillow she would have told Audrey as you can tell a FEATHER PILLOW immediately just by touching it. It is squishy and you can mould it, thats why the GUY was complaining he had his FOLDED in half horizontally and it was still too soft for him.

As to complaining about the crockery by several of the guests well what a load of old CROCK. It looked lovely to me, and I would have felt special using it. Like her guests are special and she wants them to enjoy their stay. It was ALL TWEE, so it was in keeping. NOTHING to score her down on.

The remark about the spoon and dish for baked beans well lets not go there I might get chucked off lol.

All in all, although i am not sure about Audrey and she has made some weird comments on feedback forms, I thought her place was very clean, well presented, and she went a long way to make her guests feel welcome and enjoy themselves. Her fish and chips looked FAB..... BUT NOTHING she did would have been good enough for the STEPFORD grannies, they just fault pick all the time.

Tonights place looks lovely, so I wonder what stupidity we will have with marking down again.

I think they "discussed" the bad points over the good for sure. As for scripts, on the first day at their place their greeting/welcome (to the first set of guests in particular) looked very much like Sue was reading it off a clipboard strategically placed behind her guests.

I sincerely hope that the others have twigged the Stepford Grannies game (it sounded like it from at least the Clifton pair), and they and Audrey overpay like mad tonight to ensure that the gruesome twosome don't win!

Good grief, what was all that yesterday with the feather bedding? Anyone with allergies immediately checks the bedding and asks for replacements if necessary. It actually boggles the mind that anyone would be so stupid and vindictive as to deliberately bring on an allergic reaction in order to mark the room down. What an awful woman.

^^^ This. Couldn't agree more!

Actually just read on the FIAB fan club page on Facebook, someone said: So she takes a ceramic cup and saucer for her tea, BUT knowing she is allergice to feather pillows she doesnt bother lol..... I would if i was allergic to them. Not everyone uses polyester.

In fact, it has been known for FIAB-ers to be criticised and marked down for having polyester bedding.

The two witches need a damn good slapping.

Matt Lucas! It's been bugging me all week but that is who Audrey reminds me of

had a good nose at the website in preparation for tonight, thank you for the link...bet the two miseries wont like it though

I don't think anyone will take you up on that bet. We would all be betting on the same thing. My question is - what would they like?

Banging noises. Is this place haunted? Rooms look lovely and so does the food.

This place looks nice.

Above average pub grub...whilst squeezing a bottle of sauce over the sweet. Good start.

Lovely room.

I don't see how that is worth £100 tbh

OMG. today's stupid complaint from Audrey is a sodding chimney breast!

Gawd Audrey is such a moany old cow. Chimney breasts remind her of a workhouse. Give me strength.

If Sue and Louise really thought it was a good idea to take such miserable slapped-arse faces and poor attitude on national television by way of promoting their business they have made a huge mistake. Dreadful awful women.

Lily's Pad...? a feminine hygiene product comes to mind. What a poor name.

So see you next week then

Yay, we're back to at least one horrific, home made floral out tonight.

So the witches do not like a theme... what is their twee look all about then!!! Idiots