lovely glass storage jars bought in a local charity shop.....trouble is don`t know wot to store in em..hints?

Pasta? Rice? Beans? Lentils??

Will you be going out on New Year's Eve?

No. Will be just me, the moggies and a bottle of Prosceco

What are you doing?

(Sweets! I'd fill the jars with sweets !!!)

In with mini twass, nut roast, a batch of chocolate brownies and some wine

Did you know frogs use their eyes to swallow large gobfuls of food?

I do now!

Seen The Force Awakens yet?? When is it safe to spoil it??

not yet...some peeps still haven`t seen it....me being one of em


one shortbread or two?

One... I find it terribly heavy on the stomach, don't you??

They are a little rich.....I've not seen it either....was meant to go with me son but then mini twass came a day early.

We are very stuffed of curry now....I made a curry sauce out of cooked sweet potatoes mashed into coconut milk, spices, chillies, garlic and a little stock.....really creamy!

Have you lost touch with old friends and wonder how they are now?

ole school friends , yes....

coooo...can`t get rid of this shortbread no matter how hard I try. Also find it rather heavy.


are your finger nails brittle?

Yes, I broke one earlier

Is it a sign of poor health or simply we use our hands a lot to do stuff?

A sign of poor health! Off to the convalescence home wit' you!

Do you bite your nails??

No.

What does having a Union Jack (or Flag for the pedantic) painted on each fingernail say about the person so decorated?

They are stupid enough to pay a person to paint such a thing on their nails I guess!!

More money than sense?

Most probably.

Er, and how much would it cost to have my nails done.

agreed...................

Do you think they come from Essex???

I've no idea what it would cost

All over the UK I guess, hoots!!

Ever tasted prosecco?

Oh yes Got some??

Nowt wrong with Essex!!

Ever visited??

Half my relations live there

Santa or Krampus?

Krampus

Jebus or Herod??

Hard one

Probably neither.

Pandas or Polar Bears?

Polar Bears!

Has there ever been a decent song about pandas??

Kung Fu Fighting, anyone?

Did you ever think that a Kodiak bear was something to do with cameras?

Possibly....did you ever think Poliaroids were an unfortunate affliction of the rectum?

Do you mean Polaroids??

Yes, that's what I meant

Do you have different drawers for socks and pants or use the same one?