Peanut butter

Any 'New Year resolutions'??

Cheese straws! Lidl sell packs of them that are just lethal for the waistline....once you start you can't stop

People would pay a grand for empty crisp packets??

Do you currently collect anything? I collect owls

Edit...to answer FB....to get fitter and lose weight

Very boring - but anything Quorn or Linda McCartney's!!!

What's the funniest thing you've ever heard/seen/thought of?!

I collect the stuff that gets sent to me each month as part of my collection

Picked up another 50p I don't have yesterday

When will the ghastly joke of Trump campaigning to be President end??

It won't.

How many books will you read this year??

Probably about 50....funniest thing ever would be David Cameron getting a thorough sorting out by a pig

Rugby or American footy?

Rugby. 🏉

Will you watch the 6 Nations??

No. I will watch the SuperBowl though

Favourite sports event??

World Cup football or rugby.

Ever ridden a Harley Davidson??

No. Have you?

Nope.

Ever driven a tractor??

No

Are muttonchops a good look on a chap??

They looked the business on Lemmy

Would you grow a set of lemchops?

Doubt it.

Favourite Motorhead track??

Ace of Spades!!

Yours?

Ace of Spades.

Would you guess it is the only one I can name??

Probably, but only because I know Motorhead tracks by sound rather than title

Is Joanna Lumley surely not the most beautiful woman ever made?

I could believe that

Does the muddy refugee camp in Calais look like hell on earth?

Looks like Glastonbury to me

Watching 'insert [name] here'??

Nope, the news......

Why are train fares so much less on the continent?

Jeremy Kyle I know I shouldn't.

What's your guilty pleasure?

Oops, double posted again!

Basically, to your question, the continentals are smarter than us!

Cheap noodles

Do you ever buy the 5 for a pahnd ones??

Ooooh, yeah! I was a bugger because I never cooked them. I used to eat the raw with the seasoning on top!

Which bad habit do you have that you wish you could get rid of?

Picking my teeth in company!

You??