Hahahahahahaahahhahahaa!! Love it!

Mine's boring. Probably smoking. Or being inappropriate with my sense of humour. But with the latter, I enjoy it, and so do many others!

If you could wake up tomorrow with one thing, what would it be?

The winning lottery ticket!

This Wednesdays draw is over 50m (more than the Euromillions!!)... what would you buy first??

Really boring - but a house in Fremantle, Western Australia. Might not live there for a while, but I'd get my foot in the door! (Also, what's your answer?)

Which colour evokes the best response from you?

Green

Favourite port??

Taylor's Reserve

Who allows their 4-yr old kid to appear in an IS video??

Someone not right in the head

Does fanaticism override common sense?

Certainly does.

Any remedies for really bad joint pain??

(I drink pure cherry juice concentrate *diluted with water*, take meds, tried turmeric, eat apples, bananas, tomatoes etc regularly)

Yes, I've suffered from ankle pain for four years without respite until I tried Flexiseq cream, following an old tendon injury when I was young. Now I can walk with no pain for the first time in years, can't recommend it highly enough. I was too mean with it at first [it's not cheap] but in the right amounts it WORKS

Also used it for the hip pain I was having from limping for four years and it's sorted that out too.

Bread and butter with soup or toast?

Bread please.

*will look into that, thanks. I see it's more for OsteoArthritis though, mine is Rheumatoid type pain. Still worth a look *

Favourite soup??

Borscht....home made with soured cream in it.

To be fair, I was tested for arthritis and told I didn't have it but it's still worked for me....I have no idea HOW it works since there is no medication in it but it does

Has Nate been abducted by aliens?

Could be. Either that, or working for a change

Is the Middle East going to explode??

The fuse has already been lit unfortunately

Is organised religion one of the greatest evils in this world?

Absolutely, but that's the same with any organisation that has a domineering leader and personality cult. One of the ways North Korea keeps control (at least under the first regime) is/was by making their leaders seem like Gods. Not to say that I think religion is evil, but I definitely think religious organisations need a big, huge kick up the arse.

If you had to join a religion other than you're own/none, which would you join?

I wouldn't... have you not seen my profile??

The aliens didn't want me twass

Would you like to go to space??

Well, I'd love to be weightless But not into space

Can't say I blame them Nate

Did you read that most of us have 2% Neanderthal DNA due to interbreeding between the two species of man back in the dawn of mankind?

I think Nigel Farage has more than 2% to be fair

Favourite Prince song??

1999.

Yours?

Raspberry Beret

Do you know what it is about??

It's messy Well according to Urban Dictionary it is ............

Did you see that thousands of pink plastic bottles washed up on a Cornish beach?

I saw it on the BBC News website, but I didn't click on it.

Have you ever seen a cricket match in person?

Many. As a child my dad played cricket, and I've seen a few charity matches as an adult. BORING!!! Very very boring.

Ever eaten a cricket tea though?

Is that tea with cucumber and cricket sandwiches??

My father likes cricket. Such a poor slur on his otherwise good character : rolleyes:

It's a whopping spread of typically British sarnies, buns, cakes, scones and gallons of tea. I once helped make and serve one for a charity do. What a feast!! We were all almost incapable of walking after

Faced with a table like that, what would you go for first?

Crustless salmon sandwiches

Would you ruin a perfectly decent salmon sandwich by (yechhh!) adding cucumber to it?

Yes, I love the crunch of cucumber in a salmon or tuna sarny.

Did you know King Tut had a cleft palate and a club foot?