Nope. I fell asleep in the bath and have just woke up with my kindle lying on my chest just above the waterline

Have you ever had a technological close escape

I washed my phone by mistake once, years ago. It was in my jeans pocket I loved that little Nokia 2210

My son has dropped phones down the loo and into pints of beer Do you use your phone while on the loo?

Yes, but never for verbal calls

Speak or text?

I've never got my phone on me unless I'm out

I've been known to text

Do you wear socks in bed when it's cold?

Of course

What was for dinner??

No. I walk around the house barefoot as well

Dinner at this hour, are you mad.

Is your second toe longer than your big toe.

Yes. Why do you ask??

It means you are bossy

Are you bossy.

Yes he is. Very!!

Dinner was salmon, roast potatoes, roast carrots and parsnips and broccoli. What was yours>

Tagliatelle with tomato & mushroom sauce

When are you next having a night away from home?

Wherever I get around to visiting my mother

You??

Next Friday I will be off to London, spend a night with mini twass then off to older daughter and the grandkids for a second night.

Watching the programme about the 80s on Channel 4? Full of Thatcher!

Nah, I've more Thatcher than any man should be reasonably expected to stomach

Is the music good??

Not so far......no sign of Killing Joke or Echo and the Bunnymen ....

All the 80s starts look very old now......does this mean WE'RE old??

You are

Do you fear becoming a burden on the state??

That's more likely to be YOU dahlink

Who's worse, Thatcher or Hitler?

Hitler killed millions and is but a disgusting stain on history. The most evil person who lived.

I'm sure she would appreciate the comparison though

Are you excited that the secret subway of Crystal Palace 'set to re-open'??

I've never heard of it

Is it a wartime escape tunnel?

No it was the entrance to the Crystal Palace as it was until it burned down in 1936

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35275639

Best movie of 2015??

Star Flaws!!

I thought you meant Crystal Palace footie ground

Shocking news re David Bowie's death

What is your fave Bowie track?

Station To Station

Only heard the news when I got to work this morning

Do celebrity deaths effect you??

Some do, some don't. Lemmy and Bowie passing is huge Iggy must be looking over his shoulder for the bloke with the scythe

We think of 69 as not being that old but it is three score and ten. Would you be grateful to live that long?

Oh yes, my health isn't the best and living to 70 would be nice

Is it going to be a week of tributes to David Bowie including live footage of the funeral then?? Should he get a statue??

He wouldn't want one. It will be a lot of tributes, sure and as for the funeral it is up to his family to decide. Most would want it private tbh.

Is it wrong that of all things The Laughing Gnome is going through my head unbidden, like an earworm?

I've got Oh! You Pretty Things myself

Have you seen The Man Who Fell To Earth??