Sadly not had the chance to yet. Fingers crossed

Ever eaten a Danish smorgasbord?

No, unfortunately.

In the same vein, have you ever eaten a Dutch rijsttafel? They're the sort of things that you really feel you ought to try, although I suspect that you may well end up disappointed.

Never tried it, I love rice but suspect most contain meat

Have you tried Ethiopian food??

No but I'd like to....is it spicy?

Oh yes

Usually you get a smorgasbord of different dishes which you eat with a large savoury pancake

Favourite fairy story??

The original [dark] version of Hansel & Gretel

Sanitised fairy tales or Brothers Grimm originals?

I Acquired Grimm's Fairy Stories for free on my Kindle.

I read a book a while back called Fearie Tales. Editor Stephen Jones has tasked some of the brightest and best horror writers in Britain, America and Europe with reinterpreting some of the traditional Hausmarchen, putting a decidedly darker spin on the classic stories. I quite enjoyed it.

Have you participated in the underboob pen challenge yet.

No, have you tried holding a pen up with your penis?

Maybe a ball point.

Have you visited the pen island website

No, I imagine it's a site selling sex toys

Or a very wrong theme park

Last theme park you visited? Apart from Pen Island of course....

Alton Towers and Blackpool Pleasure Beach in the same week last summer.

Do you have a favourite theme park ride.

I'm not sure if it's still there, but I always loved the Hanging Vampire roller coaster at Chessington World of Adventures best.

When did you last treat yourself to a coffee or hot chocolate in a cafe?

Last Sunday.

Should Mcdonalds bring out their chocolate covered fries over here.

Picto, if you do Facebook, go on the GET IN THE SEA page and my answer is the same as theirs. This being a family forum I can't use that language in here

How many times a day do you eat biskwits?

I spend 4.5 minutes per day eating biskwits.

If you raided your cupboards and laid all your biskwits end to end, how long would the biskwit line be.

A couple of metres, should have asked me this before I scoffed three packets of Cheddars though

Which biskwits do you buy regularly??

Hovis crackers or similar non branded sort, dark choc digestives, Border ginger dark choc coated biskwits and Lotus caramelised biskwits. The line would be about 12 metres or so I reckon....

Just spent an hour wrestling with the lappy trying to get it to recognise my broadband....eventually succeeded! Do you ever have that problem?

Nope

Is the temperature in your house above 16 degrees??

In every part of the house except the front room which has the woodburner, no.

Toasty in here though!

Have you heard the new Killing Joke track?

Yeah, great beat and superb baseline but while it starts off well it became a bit of a dirge, sorry

Does it sound good live??

I hope so....but they just cancelled their US tour as one of the band has health issues

Should these old rock stars quit gigging and look after themselves so they don't kark it before they get to 75?

No, that just encourages them to keep making records!!

Does anyone want another Cure record??

I do! Would be appropriate given their world tours in 2016.

Bob uses a lot of hair products.
His hair looks like a well used brillo pad.
Don't be like Bob

Fave Cure track?

This one!

Favourite guitarist other people haven't heard of??

That's my fave Cure song....only by them

Whoever played bass on Love Like Blood

About to watch Trust Me I'm a Doctor...they are testing whether or not beards are unhygienic Who cares though?