I'm trusting that they are, my long beard used to attract all kinds of crap

Paul Raven btw, who sadly died in 2007 never knew David Grohl played in Killing Joke!!

Is there any modern drummer more recognisable than Reni??

dunno....

want a packet of crisps?

Well I'm not hungry.........................but there's always room for crisps

Outcome was, yes beards have bacteria but nothing harmful. No need to worry!

How much olive oil is in your diet?

a lot...it`s very good for you you know


now to more important stuff.........wot flavour crisps do you want?

Cheese and onion please

Did you eat crisp sarnies as a kid?

still do ....

weather forecast for tomorrow?

Cloudy and cold, 4 degrees

Just had to check weather when I was reading an article on share prices plummeting

Do you own shares??

in a crisp factory?.................shame..but No!



It`s gonna be worse than 2008.......been reading that wots coming is like 1930`s all over again

Brandy to go wiv yer crisps?

Just a medicinal tot then.....

Should burgers always have cheese added?

yus

and tomato...and pickle......and a leaf or two of lettuce

is you droolin?

Not really hoots. I am not a massive burger fan, although I do like all the trimmings e.g. pickle, mayo, tomato etc.

How are you feeling today?

FABULOUS!

You?

Na. Okish, but sluggish today.

Why in such a good mood?

I'm not. Had a dreadful day at work

twass is probably hopped up on caffeine

Any surprise in 2015 being the hottest year in global records??

No, it has been very warm most of the year.

I've only had one cuppa tea today, so no caffeine. I'm just content with life I guess. Just as well really!!

No point in moaning, is there?

Nope, moaning never gets you very far

I love a good moan though

Worried about share prices or feel it won't make any difference to you??

I don't imagine anything will change for me....

Will prices rise though?

Interesting question. It may lead to companies going belly-up so increased unemployment, decreased benefits and a situation where prices rise just because money becomes less in value. Currencies may be devalued and it will see a marked downturn in financial services, hoots alluded to a 1930's depression and while I don't suspect this will happen (the markets will rally) I feel you may see house prices collapse along with pensions. Oil prices, who knew?? : rolleyes: I'm no economist so I find it difficult to explain

Price rises?? You may find the value of the pound in your pocket is worth way less

Do you use your hands when talking??

Yes, apparently, I am mostly unaware of doing it. Do you?

Of course.

Did you read that psychologist report about really intelligent people struggling with tasks as they take on too much and are then forced into a feeling on inertia and impotence when trying to do too much at once rather than concentrating on one thing??

Not seen the report but it makes sense. You feel stress levels rise when you multitask....whereas one job at a time is easy peasy. I know the more things I do simultaneously the worse I am at them.

Would you consider yourself of average intelligence or above average?

I'm above average. Probably lost about 20 IQ points in the last two years though

That article - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...times-day.html

Do you hate it when the Daily Mail turns out to be the best link to a story??

Yes Interesting article. Sort of suggests that less intelligent folks cope better in a modern office environment.

Would you ever have a subdermal implant?

No. Never.

How many piercings do you have??

No way will I consider it.
Did you ever do something on impulse like booking a holday that you were not thinking of doing say half hour before you booked?