I once turned up at the airport and paid an extravagant amount to fly on some ol' propeller plan to see someone in Nederlands. Regretted it later but as I get older I remember it was only money

Heading off somewhere nice??

The Farmer's Market later today to get my bread Nowhere more exotic.

If you wake in the night do you lie unable to get back to kip or drop back off instantly?

Back to kip I have no trouble sleeping, do you??

Not usually, most nights I am gone within 60 seconds!!! Last couple of nights I have woken and lain awake a while which is unusual.....

Are you abstaining from alkowols for January? My son has and has lost a stone in weight from lack of beer calories He does drink a lot of it under normal circs...

I have decided to take it up seriously as a hobby. You need your beer calories ...tell your son to watch his nutrition.

Hic?

If I drink it really quickly does it still count.

Are you an alien / human hybrid

I can't recommend drinking as a hobby!

Could it be that Labour don't want to win the next election?

Think for yourself nate. Don't believe all what you hear and read in the mainstream media. Listen to Jeremy Corbyn speaking and hear what Labour is offering you before making up your mind!

https://www.youtube.com/user/theuklabourparty

Do you like scrambled eggs on toast?

I prefer fried eggs to scrambled but as I make magnificent scrambled eggs myself I occasionally eat them.

Do you have anything you cook well but don't particularly like to eat yourself??

I like eating everything I cook!

Jeremy Corbyn WILL be the next Prime Minister despite all the attempts to hijack that even from within his own party. This I believe

Do you avoid salads in cold weather?

No. Had some the other night, having salad roll for lunch

Is Putin connected to the Russki Mafia??

Dunno, we've never met

If he was I think the western media would be onto it by now... unless...

Have you ever been accidentally poisoned??

Yes, by a dodgy chinese meal.

Do you possess a Russian furry hat with earflaps??

No. I think I had one once but no longer.

Have you heard that those three young teenage girls who went to join Daesh/ISIS are feared dead??

No. Foolish thing to do anyway.

What could have possessed them to join a 'death cult'??

According to that well-known sociologist, David Cameron, a lack of English.

How many foreign languages can you speak?

None. I'm hopeless at languages despite all my efforts

If you could speak another language which would it be??

Old Norse

Favourite current programme on the tellybox?

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah though I'm loving Supergirl and a new season of Survivor starts next month

What British shows should I be watching??

Dickensian and War & Peace although of the two Dickensian is the gem.

If a small electrical appliance isn't working, would you tinker with it and try to fix or just buy another one?

If it isn't working then there is no harm in tinkering

Isn't sad how things aren't built to last??

Indeed, back in the day things WERE. Now we live in a disposable society

Have you seen the poor little baby orangoutan on the news?

No, where is it??

Story is on the news, found this link

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-herself.html

Daily Fail but gives the facts.........

Do you have a favourite primate? Certainly isn't man

Baby chimps

Last song you listened to on youtube??