Batter

Favourite type of potato to have with sausages??

Potatoes in the form of chips.

Do you know what happened to the 'Ed Stone'.

It's in the graveyard.

Gravy or grave?

Gravy

Do you like chips & gravy??

Yes, it's a northern thing and I have tried it, it's tasty....but if I am having fish n chips I don't want gravy. Chips on their own or pie and chips, yes. But of all the chip variants, cheesy chips rool!

Would you agree?

Cheesy chips are good, but as i'm a northerner, it has to be gravy with various items. Most notably sausage dinners. Mmmmmmm.

Have you had a battered Mars Bars.

Ack! No I haven't and no intention of trying one

Ever had a battered pizza?

Yes, I didn't like it as the better was chocolaty

Fish fingers in batter or breadcrumbs??

Breadcrumbs.

Toad in the hole or sausage in batter?

Battered toad in the hole.

Would you kiss a toad.

Of course! I would kiss any animal that wouldn't take my face off in return

Why do people say Nissed as a Newt?

I have often wondered that myself Twass. I wonder what causes some of these strange sayings like, Daft as a Brush etc.

In answer to earlier questions, yes, I have read Lord of the Flies and my fave classic book is Wuthering Heights.

Are you dieting Twass? I have been on one and been good all week and not taken anything off at all,

Trying to reduce the festive weight

No laptop since Monday & this Nokia phone is grrrrr too

What replacement would you recommend to replace 17.5" laptop ?

Another 17.5" laptop.

How many devices do you own that can access t'internet.

Just this Nokia phone
most of my replies never get to appear as it crashes umpteen times when I post anything grrrrr

am considering a tablet or similar
Can you tell me which would be a good one to check out ?

2 or 3

What's for lunch??

Windows-based Tablets are good CC, have a look at the Linx 1010, roughly £130-150. In fact I think there's a thread in DS Gadgets/Tablets forum 👍

I'm not very savvy when it comes to gadgets.

Is Farmer Bob a technical genius.

Doubt it

What's for lunch??

Possibly not However he will know more than I do about such things for sure.

I have a little Kindle Fire which was well cheap and can do the internet as well as store all my books....but the screen is quite small. I take it with me when I am away and post here using it and check email etc. It can do all sorts but mostly I use it for that....

How long do laptops last on average, if used most days?

Edit: planning to make some guacamole and scoff it on toast for lunch

About three years I would guess, the technology is moving faster than most survive. I would thought it would last longer with an old biddy like you asI doubt you would push it to the limit

Are you upset that more migrants have drowned trying to get away from Greece by boat??

Of course The desperation of folks willing to risk the sea at this time of year is a shocking thing and sadly, more will die due to that desperation. Yet nothing is being done to stop flimsy boats from attempting that hazardous crossing

Who are you calling an old biddy? You're more of an old woman than I am

It appears Europe is struggling now with the number of migrants and refugees in their countries, yet we have taken a tiny number. Are you willing and happy for the UK to take in our fair quota?

I am, I have to wonder why they want to live here though; the attitude of some English people really sucks sometimes

What colour is your front door??

A lovely forest green I painted it myself.

What colour is yours? They need to stop that painting the migrant's doors red. What idiot thought THAT would be a good idea FFS?

In that case, I've seen your film 'Behind the Green Door'.

My door is like a warm cedar colour.

How many windows are in your house (not including Microsoft Windows).