Ha, not seen no gigs since FoB

Do you live some kind of full-on rock star lifestyle of six gigs a week or summat??

No, I don't, but then that question wasn't directed at me.

Do you ever go swimming and if you how often?

No, I no longer go swimming

Should police be tweeting pictures inside people's homes when on patrol??

Absolutely not But then they do a lot of things they really shouldn't

Rock star lifestyle??? *rolls on floor laughing* No, but I do what I can, mostly with fake bands, but it's still live music and often they're as good or better than the real thing. When younger I poo poohed cover bands but I've learned how great they can be now

If you are dreaming and you wake for the loo or something, can you resume that same dream once you go back to kip?

I don't dream.

Are you one of the 'hundreds' of people claiming to have won the £33m lottery??

No, cos I didn't buy a ticket. And I wouldn't cheat someone else out of the winnings because I'd get no joy from them if I did.

Do you believe in Karma or is it your own conscience?

Our own conscience... the wiring of the brain

Do you believe love is a hormonal response??

I'd say that was something spiritual, real love. When young a lot of it is hormonal I guess but that's between lovers....real love is between your soul and another's with nothing physical necessary. Imho, of course

Orf to the cat shop.

While there I will browse the shelves naturally...will I find a fabulous bargain?

Nah, the staff grab all of those on the sly, innit??

Not always! But no bargains today. Other than the three whopping baking spuds I got in the farm shop for a quid on the way back

How can eateries charge a fiver for a baked spud with a bit of butter and a wee bit of grated cheese?

Mark-up needs to around 75% to survive these days, perhaps ask this question of Sleeper

What's for lunch??

Sorry Nate, but cant give away trade secrets.

Cant make my mind up for lunch, thinking about a couple of bacon rolls 'n'brown sauce & a pipping hot mug of tea !

The question, Sleeps, the question???

Wot are you having in yer spud ?

Butter!

It will accompany my pumpkin and chilli falafels and salad tonight for dinner. I seem to be about 80% pescatarian these days.

What's the last exercise you did?

Carrying a mattress outside. You??

I try for a 30 minute walk each day, weather permitting.

Am I being unutterably smug?

Yes, Picto [smuggus gittus]

Last exercise: Lugging wood in from outside.

I've gone through a load already, got to order more Cold weather is spenno

How many coffees are too many?

∞

Do you stack your split logs bark side up or down?

The ones I get are whole small logs, not many of 'em are split. So I just throw them in the shed and they more or less stack themselves

Just encountered a meece plomping down my stairs Do you get much wildlife in your home?

Only spiders

Do you get tanstaafl and Picto confused with each other?? In what ways are they similar, hmmm??

Smuggus gittuses Also I suspicion, born in the same decade.

Now which decade would that have been then?

The 1860's??

You are still older than them I guess!

Do you drink less than 14 units a week??

Way less.

Nonsense! I'm still a spring chicken Besides, you can talk

Daisies or buttercups?

Buttercups

Ever touch them under someone's chin to see if they like butter??