I love roses most of all

No -I didn't celebrate Australia day

Last time you ate pop corn ? /

/ I had a full bag of green popcorn on Friday night [ big bag was only 25p ]

Two weeks ago... I love popcorn with melted butter and salt. Homemade is bestest even if you burn your finger on the pan!!

Popcorn - salt or sugar??

salt n butter ones


Are you using a tablet laptop or phone to post here tonight ?

A PC

Do you have a desk??

No

do you ?

Yeah, using it now

Do you have a dining table??

Yes, a small one. It always reminds me of Splint trying to glue it together in our London house turning the air blue It was a cheap assemble yourself job from Tesco online....I had nothing to do with its choice but it does the job.

I found I had left the oven on all night House is lovely and warm though!! Do you ever do that?

I can honestly say, no. Now, bathroom lights . . .

Do you believe that if you leave the fridge door open on a hot day that it will cool the kitchen?

No, just ruin all the food inside.

Have you ever sat in the fridge and shut the door just to see if the light went out.

No, Is this leading up to that corny old joke about footprints in the butter?

Picto only knows old and corny jokes

Favourite female comedian??

Don't care for any of them 😕

Are you good at speaking in public?

No, I'm rubbish....I can do it if I really have to but it's not something I enjoy

Are you the life and soul of a party or the wallflower?

Have been known to be both - depends on the other guests!

Have you ever fallen over when drunk?

Possibly, but how would I ever remember doing it?

Does the quality of your jokes increase in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol consumed. Mine definitely do.

Tis the same effect as beer goggles.

Does your laptop butt in and tell you it needs power right in the middle of something important you were doing?

Laptop?? Why would you presume trhat I would use such a thing!!

tanstaafl - It may increase but the decline after too many is well noticeable

Do you tell many jokes??

No /- I don't remember lots of jokes
I am not good at repeating them even if I can remember them

Do you tell many jokes ?

No as I tend to fluff the punchline

I seem to have spent hours on the phone today one way and another....don't you loathe phones?

Hate them, I put off getting a mobile phone for years but then did agency work and currently staff are expected to be able to contact me at any time.

Do we come from a more innocent age??

Most certainly....although in all my jobs I've had to use the phone pretty much constantly. I can usually avoid it and do email instead but not today

Ever made your own bread?

Yes - but not for years

I used to work as a switchboard operator - I was chosen and then trained on the largest in the southern hemisphere

On some days do you think you have too many belongings

It's never really occurred to me, I think as when I left ex Mr Twass I left without very much at all I wouldn't say I had a lot. Just enough

Favourite starter?

Seafood / oysters scallops prawns
Recently for the first time >>>>> I tried and loved a mushroom risotto

What do you like ?

Big king prawns or langoustines with a garlicky butter dip.

Can you row a boat?