That's a SpiroGRAPH tans! A spiraliser makes ribbons out of vegetables, it's the latest foodie fad

Fancy some courgette noodles?

Yes please

I have seen smaller gadgets to twist and shred certain veg
One looks like a large pencil sharpener

Worth a try ?

Anything is worth a shot!

Mostly though I avoid gadgets. Other than my air fryer of course

Do you find the American political system very confusing?

Not so much confusing, more dispiriting.

Do you know anyone who's ever been to an Electoral College?

I don't, so far as I know.

Would you take part in a drug trial on an untested substance?

Ooh, there's a new series of Back in Time on Beeb 2! Going back to the 50s now

is that pre Jimmy Saville?

Well he must have been alive in the 50s hoots

Are you watching?

not at the mo..might turn tune in shortly.....just had me shower


Ryvita with cheese?

*droool* oh yes please! What sort of cheese?

Hopefully Grade 5 cheddar, very maturer with salt crystals??

ordinary ole mature cheddar...

will that do?

It certainly will

Not heard of cheese with salt crystals in it....isn't it crunchy?

dunno...can`t take too much salt.....me BP wont stand it...

Neighbours cat sleeping on the sofa

Just how many homes do cats have?

As many as they can get hoots. My friend has her own cat and catwhodoesn'tlivehere. He lives two doors down in truth but eats and sleeps at hers

Do you own a tea cosy?

nope

are you gonna knit me one?

I could have a go if I had any knitting needles....it would be a basic tube cinched in at the top with stragetic holes for the spout and handle. Will that do?

`spect so...although I`d quite like one of those ones wot looks like a bouquet of flowers

suppose that would be asking too much of someone wiv no knitting needles, wouldn`t it?

I can't knit. Is it easy to learn??

Basic knitting is easy. It's the fancy stuff that's hard! Fair Isle, Aran, that sort of stuff.....and as for knitting socks and turning a heel

Are you glad we don't all have to make our clothes like in days of olde??

I guess!

Why did they change the family on Back In Time??

dunno.......?

yus....sewing in sleeves is a pain

gotta go to kip..shattered..nite all

wots for brekkie?

I suppose because the other family had seen the 50s already and this lot hadn't.

Shredded Wheat for brekky hoots. Sleep well!

Fancy a spam sandwich and a bottle of ginger beer?

I love ginger beer... I thought spam was best fried, not in a sarnie??

I hated it fried, it went this weird dark pink I remember spam and lettuce sarnies.

I preferred cheese and pickle as a kid. You only got ham on special occasions....the only other sarny filling was egg, not with mayo either, sliced hard boiled!

Do you take sugar in hot drinks?