I don't drink alcohol.

Do you know there might be a biscuit shortage.

No....what's happened? Has the Peek Frean factory gone up in flames?

No, McVities flooding. Custard cream and ginger nut shortage alert.

Even the water biscuits are ruined.

Do you eat water biscuits.

With a nice strong bit of cheddar or a ripe stilton, ooh yes please!!

Should we eat cake instead?

Cake is always the answer.

Are Jaffa cakes biscuits or cakes?

Cakes, legally at least

Do like Oreos??

They are cakewits. A chimera of biskwit/cakiness. Plus they are sort of marmaladey which makes them GIANTS among sweet snacks!!!!

Should I really get help for my marmalade addiction? It's nearly as bad as the marmite one

Yes, love Oreos with milk. Not sucking the milk through the Oreo. No one does that

Help for a marmalade addiction?? You should go to MA and see if you spot Paddington the Bear

Rupert or Paddington??

I love them both!!! I couldn't possibly choose. I love them more than Pooh.

Pooh or Tigger?

Tigger.

Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck.

Daffy....although his voice is gone from us

Elmer Fudd or Porky Pig?

I know, hence the sad face.

Elmer Fudd but I must say I was never too keen on either of them.

Roadrunner or Wile E. Coyote.

Wile E Coyote!

meep meep

How did Wile E pay for all the roadrunner killing gadgets he got from Acme Corporation?

They were free samples.

Does appreciating Who Framed Roger Rabbit prove that you have finally left childhood and reached maturity?

It depends whether you are appreciating the film or the curves of Jessica Rabbit.

Is it wrong to find a cartoon sexy.

Not at all....anime is often VERY sexy

Do you have a middle name?

I do.

Do you.

Yes, I've never liked it

If you could change your name by deed poll, what would it be?

I did change my name by deed poll. Did it when I was 16. Coincidentally so did other members of the family but different surnames

You can call me Archer, Sterling Archer

Could you eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one mouthful??

Ack, no thanks. I'd need to be starving to go that route

I can get a whole McVities dark chocolate digestive biskwit in at once though Can you?

Easily

I wonder how McDonalds feel about the publicity from someone chocking on one of their burgers when trying to drunkenly eat it in one!!

Favourite fast food chain??

Chimichanga. Quite decent Mexican food Probably full of salt and fat though

Are you sponsoring anyone running the London Marathon?

Nope, a couple of people I know have run it though!!

Would you ever consider entering??

Yes

And I will win!
Do ya know how fast I am??

No, how fast are you??