I remember it's existence, but never saw it.

When the no-doubt-coming-soon programme on gravitational waves appears on TV will you eagerly clear your social diary? I will.

Yes, I will! No surprise Einstein was right all along....

I remember the Black Hole! Do you remember The Princess Bride? About to watch it. Always entertaining

I think I saw it with my sisters

Have you wished Afghan President Ashraf Ghani a happy birthday??

I'd make sure I got the day right first

Goblins or Gnomes?

Goblins

Would you protest if a road was going to go through the home of some fairies??

Damn straight I would. Such things are sacred. They know this in Scandinavia The elves come first!

Have you ever seen one?

I have had dealings with 'elf and safety. Does that count?

When shown all the discarded crutches on the walls at Lourdes, Anatole France was supposed to have said something along the lines of, "But where are all the wooden legs?" Do you feel sympathy with this attitude?

I'd feel sorry for his disappointment in the shortcomings of the "divine"

Anyone got any biskwits?

Nope, my wife was making brownies but she is doing that tomorrow now

In the spring of 2012, the farmer at Fremstafell in the north of Iceland attempted to dig out a boulder with the help of a friend. When their digger broke down as soon as it hit the stone, the friend suggested levelling the ground around it, leaving the stone alone to avoid further incident. This man had heard many stories of elves interrupting work at his former workplace.... the Icelandic Road Administration.

Did you hear that 150,000 penguins died??

Yes, I read about the glacier

I've read that Icelandic saga And others like it!

What is the last fillum you saw?

Cloud Atlas on my new monitor, looked awesome

Last electrical thing you bought??

Me new kindle fire

Henry VII or Richard III?

Richard III... are you big on history?? I just guessed

I love history. And Richard III over Henry VII every time!

I got a B in European Political History at A Level. I'd far rather have studied medieval history......wouldn't you?

No. I studied the history of the first Americans, Communist China and the history of Medicine one year and after that it could never compete

Should V-Day be banned like in areas of Pakistan??

Didn't know it was. You are so much cleverer than I am Nate. You make me feel stooopid.

Do you think it is too cold at the moment?

It is way cold round here but I have a feeling Spring is on it's way

Did you watch The Voice tonight??

No, I never watch it unless mini twass is here, cos she's a fan. It's another manufactured telly show to me

Spring is most certainly on its way....all the buds, shoots and opening blooms confirm it! Is it me or has Winter not seemed so long this year?

No, it hasn't lasted so long this year. But then December was unusually warm.

Had you heard of Viola Beach before they died?

I confess I hadn't, read that in this morning's news....but rather a sweet young sound

Favourite indie band?

The Wedding Present, back when they were good. Gedge still has the most individual voices in music which will never be replicated in the 'safe' modern era of talent shows and product-placement

Do you remember them??

The name certainly rings a bell.

I've just polyfilla'd all the cracks and holes in my wall.....anyone know how long it takes to dry?

It can take 24 hours or more

Do you have subsidence??

I don't think so, the cottage is nearly 200 years old and the plaster is coming away here and there. I could see previous occupants or the landlord has polyfilla'd it over and over....although these holes in the wall have been there over a year Still, I've got round to it now

How will I remember to keep clear of the wall for THAT long??

Sit on your hands... or send stoatie a long V-Day message describing how the size of Canterbury Bay can't match the size of your love :vomit:

Did you receive any Valentine Cards??