Yes I regularly feed them scraps and fruit.

Now DS is invisible on my laptop but can see it on the phone......what's going on now???

Your infernal meddling has broken it.

You've broke mine as well, it's going crazy here, what did you do.

Oh I see it's back.....the hamsters must have fallen off their wheels!!!

Should the hamsters be fed extra rations?

Ebony has crooked the hamsters in revenge for her ban

Just spent two hours with a social worker, feel like death

What was for lunch??

Two boiled eggs, soldiers, crumpet with marmalade, cup of coffee, satsumer

Social workers although a necessary evil do tend to suck the last dregs of life and indeed, will to live out of most folks. What is it about them?? It's like the sense of humour chip evaporated in exchange for their qualifications. Maybe it's the utter, soulless, grimness of their jobs.

I thought you said Ebony had COOKED the hamsters!

Why does butter leak out of crumpets and run down your hand into your sleeve?

It's the way they are designed... try muffins in future

Just noticed that the black border has disappeared!

Last time you had english muffins??

Ages ago....I did see muffins next to the crumpets, but I knew I couldn't really justify having both [especially as I had already nabbed a Soreen which was 40p off] but maybe once I am back from the latest nomadic escapade I'll get some. I prefer wholemeal ones.

White muffins or wholemeal?

Wholemeal

Have you seen Chariots of Fire??

I have. I watched it all in slow motion.

What's your favourite opening lyrics of a song.

Yes, but not for many years.

Do you make lists to remind yourself to do stuff?

I'm coming apart at the seams
Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams now
Buzz, buzz, buzz
Doc, there's a hole where something was
Doc, there's a hole where something was

Fell out of bed,
Butterfly bandage, but don't worry
You'll never remember, your head is far too blurry.

Put him in the back of a squad car restrain that man
He needs his head put through a catscan
Hey editor, I'm undeniable!
Hey doctor, I'm certifiable!

I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

Yours??

List of cat stuff to do before Meeting on Saturday including do report
Things must remember to take to meeting
Things must remember to pack before leaving Sat avo
Reminder to get train tickets
Reminder to trawl round shops and notice boards putting cat notices up for various events
Reminder to pay bill
Get repeat prescription
Clean house

Yours was more interesting by far. I feel mundane by comparison

Do you want life to continue pretty much as it is, or hope for a big change?

I live a life of lottery tickets and disappointment

I'll not be able to afford to come to your wedding to stoatie at this rate

How old is your washing machine??

3.26 years old.

Have you ever hurt yourself on a kitchen appliance.

It was got for me by the landlord when I moved in, so it's 2 years and 8 months old. I've cut myself on kitchen knives and burnt myself on the toaster and oven

I have no intention of EVER marrying again Perish the thought!!

I reckon the old oven in this place is about 30 years old, easily. How old is your oven?

About 10 years old.

I burnt my genitals on my oven. It was a hotpoint.

What's your favourite brand.

I've always wanted a Rayburn or an Aga....but doubt I will ever have one.

Do you often cook in the nude?

No I do not!!

Pepsi or Coke??

Pepsi.

Ginger beer or Cream soda?

Ginger beer

Sarsaparilla or Danderlion & Burdock??

D&B for me!

Would you rather a pasta dish or a rice dish?

Atm a rice dish... had a lot of pasta lately

You??

I've not had pasta in a while, but have had lots of rice.....so pasta for me!

Can you remember what your favourite childhood toy was?

My collection of batmobile, batcopter and the speedbat-boat.

Lost them all, the bullets, batman, robin...

Would be a worth a fortune if I had never played with them and kept them in the box

Do you ever shop in Next??

No, never. I don't approve of Next or Gap or anything of that ilk.

Do you?