Yes he does seem to be away.

Do you believe the aliens are nice ET types or the sort that stick unpleasant things into all bodily orifices?

I imagine they are a combo of both. Inquisitive but benevolent. They want to know what our orifi do. They just want to help us be slightly nicer than we are [since much improvement would seem to be highly illogical]

What do you reckon they are like? Klingons??

Klingons are just human beings with crepe paper stuck on their foreheads. I go more for the Cthulhuish appearance.

Can you distinguish Venus from a UFO?

No.

Do you get Klingons around Uranus.

Having unboggled my mind, I'd say no.

Do you pronounce Uranus the correct way, that is stress on the second syllable and a long a?

I do, not being American

Is the moon made of green cheese?

No.

I pronounce it ur-anus tho I know this is wrong

Just got back from the staff conference... otherwise known as the annual piss-up

Last time you went out on the lash??

Yule sort of time.........are you well oiled?

I'm far gone... my bosses bosses bosses boss had the company credit card and I helped him carry the drinks

Don't you think it should be wrong pumping drinks for mates on such a card??

Not really since the opportunity to do so is so rare. Gotta milk it

My boss will be at the Cat thing tomorrow and none of us will say no if she flashes the plastic

Ever seen an animal give birth?

I've done lambing so yes. Please don't watch animals giving birth though; especially cats and rabbits as they can get freaked out!!

Why would anyone want to intrude on that?? I've seen births as a nurse but it's not fun or entertaining

Both lambing and calving are going on now here on the farm. I think they sometimes watch in case of problems. Most of the animals do it out in the fields but they bring in the problem ones to the barn.

Have you heard how the cows howl when their calves eventually get separated from them?

I have a feeling it has woken me up but so it goes in the country :shrug:

Did you see Harper Lee had died??

Yes, so I saw. But at least she reached a goodly age.

If you got to be over 80 would you be well chuffed?

Difficult question. There are days I feel like chucking it all in and with my health problems I can't see enjoying the years after 60

Should I have the right to choose to end it all with medical assistance??

Yes. I feel we all have that right to decide, with certain circumstances in place [for example a terminal condition] to end our lives with dignity in the manner of our own choosing. Nor should we need to go abroad for it.

I hear Cameron has reached a "deal". Will it make any difference?

* Poor, poor Chin *
you ?

Why are you poor poor chin?

Me, I'm tired but then I go to bed far too late. It's my birthday this weekend, so I am going out for a meal and going to stuff and stuff, cos I have supposed to be on a diet and I'm fed up with it. I've also bought a tray of various cup cakes for the weekend instead of a birthday cake. I like the red velvet ones the best, which ones are your favourites?

Marble cake

How long do you spend without talking to someone each day??

Depends what you mean by talking....by email, on here, on FB - all the time. Actually speaking to another hooman.....possibly hours and hours! Which suits me just fine to be honest.

Happy Birthday Fibro!! I hope you have some nice treats and a good time

Sausage in a bun with mustard, onions and ketchup or sausage and mash with gravy?

In a bun!

Happy Birthday Fibro

Have you read To Kill A Mockingbird??

Yes....have you read Go Set a Watchman?

Nah, only read Mockingbird for Eng Lit

Surprised at Cameron calling the referendum so early??

I am a bit.....which way do you think it will go? Cameron's so called deal hasn't delivered any of the things I reckon Middle England was hoping for.......will they want out?

It was thought that if Cameron called it early then they think it will be a definite Stay In vote. I still reckon that is what will happen but I fear the right-wing press will push their agenda until the day itself

Did you know that Keeping up Appearances has been sold outside the UK by BBC Worldwide more times than any other show - even Top Gear??