Yeah. Millie Tant was my fave

Is it as funny as it used to be??

Nope. It's ridiculously priced now too.

Ever drank a 6-pack of 8 ace??

No, I've drunk White Ace but I ain't proud

Ever drunk Special Brew or Tennents Super??

Tasted them, but not nice at all.

Red or Blue label Thunderbird??

Red of course

Do you like Buckfast??

No, it's awful. Like treacle

Do you like those McVities 'jamaica ginger cake' sponges?

Yeah

Do you like treacle cake??

I've had fruitcakes made with treacle in them but not treacle cake as such........

Leap year day! Any ladies planning to propose? I sure aint

Poor stoatie!

Did Mad Max collect the most Oscars then??

I've no idea...please enlighten me! I don't know what anyone wore but I do know Leo got best actor. Fair enough, he's waited a long time!

Anyone make a total ass of themselves on the red carpet?

Dunno, it was live on Sky but I don't have that and not that interested.

Spotlight won Best Picture which was a disappointment but at least Revenent didn't get it

Have you seen The Room??

You know I haven't. I've never seen any fillums Mind you I wouldn't swap living in the sticks for seeing fillums. Nohow! There is only one elderly cinema close by with no parking facilities. The park and ride bus service I use only runs until 6.30pm in Winter and not much later in Summer. Therefore despite good intentions I never go to the pictures any more.

Is it very back in the day to say "the pictures"?

Yes, we think of you as our quaint aunty from back in the day before sneakers and television

Should Peter Rabbit be on the 50p piece??

Yes, and Pooh should be on the pound coin. Sod the queen and all her hangers on. Let's put cartoon animals on our money!!

Quaint Auntie?? If you don't watch your mouth I will insert my zip up tartan slipper right in it! So there

I hope hoots is OK, it's been a while since we heard from her...... Do you worry about thread mates when they vanish off the face of the earth?

I worry if I don't see hoots or Fibro... 'other posters' could probably do with a break from t'interwebs

Do you have a tartan shopping trolley for your shopping on pension day??

No but I did get a purple one with owls on for when mini twass was furnishing her flat, we did most of that on our trawls round the charity shops and hauled the spoils back in the shopping trolley! It cost £8 from the market. Actually it was a tenner but I haggled it down to £8 and the poor bloke selling gave up in the end and let me have it for £8 just to get rid of me No pension for me for another 8 years

She did see a small table for a tenner in a charity shop this weekend, it was only the non feasibility of lugging it home on the train and tube that stopped that purchase!

What is your fave soup?

Leek & potato. You??

Pea and ham, the one Asda sells where if there is any actual ham in it, it's invisible

Otherwise Tom Yum soup is very nice. Or Hot and Sour.

Unpleasant work jobs..............do you put them off as long as possible or do them as soon as you can to get them over with?

off as long as poss


will they ever give me my baby back?

The fae have stolen it away and left you with a changeling?

Fair trade, no robbery

How cold is it where you are??

Arctic! Survived all day in five layers of clothing and the slanket but have just given in and lit the fire. I need to THAW!

Quite bright out though but bitterly cold.......

Matches or lighters?

Neither. I don't smoke

We have these awesome long lighters for our ovens at work

Trout??

Not my favourite fish.

I meant for lighting fires, not fags!!

Do you still vape or has that been given up too?

I've only ever smoked real cigarettes.

Have you ever eaten an entire pack of biscuits in one go?