Oh yes. Many times....to my shame...........

I've never eaten more than one chocolate bar in a day though. Have you? As in a Mars, a Bounty etc

Oh yes - I even ate an entire selection box in one day the Christmas before last.

Do you know anybody whose birthday is today?

There was 2 auld dolls on the local news one was 18, the other was 23, a young 92 year old

Do you ?

No, to my knowledge I have never personally known anyone with a Leap Day birthday.

Lady Gaga or Madonna?

Lady Gaga.

EStaffs90 - I know someone, my nephew was born today!

Do you like Sam Smith??

I know very little about him other than he is gay.

Congratulations Uncle Nate!

Are you comfortable changing nappies?

Yeah, not planning on doing any of that any time soon though!

Are you??

Hopefully not!

Are you good at portion sizes?

No.

I'm good at US portion sizes!!

Ever been really drunk on a plane??

I've been merry but not rolling drunk.

Ever thrown up on a plane in one of their little paper bags?

Nope

I could barely stand getting on a plane from Boston to SFO. Happy days, they won't allow that any more

Have you ever snorted coke?? Ever done it with a Catholic priest??

Never tried coke. The trippy stuff was more me. But I have got very very drunk with a priest. They can out drink most people

What scares you most?

Falling. Serious illness or accident.

You??

Nothing personal to myself tbh......more likely WW3, some terrible plague/virus affecting mankind or a meteor hitting the earth

Mind you, the X Files freaked me out a tad last night. I forgot the slanket when I went to bed and the thought of going back downstairs for it in the dark I sucked it up of course or I would have frozen to death

Would you have just put all the lights back on? That didn't occur to me

I would have put the light on... less risk of stepping on a sleeping cat

Ever stepped on anything nasty??

Cat vomit and eviscerated voles and mice, courtesy of Rosie Bagpuss when she was alive. In bare feet.

Enjoying your brekky?

I rarely do breakfast.

What's for lunch??

Well, it always ends up being toast and summat. I have some hummus wanting finishing off and some cheese

Hoping to avoid going to cat shop HQ today as the sea breezes will be more like gales with knives in them on a day like this

Do you ever drink a mug of hot squash?

No.

It's really windy here, must be worse there

Cheese & onion crisp??

Yes please!!

It is horrible here, windy, raining, cold, grey......however, I got two reduced mangoes for about 30p each so it was worth the outing I just braved!! Not quite in the league of Choccy's epic Morrisons bargains but still worth having.

Soup or salad?

Soup, especially this weather

Do you often get referred to as a bird, innit??

I have two cockney bloke pals and three oop north bloke pals who all refer to me as a bird, crumpet, darlin, you name it. It's done tongue in cheek but they do do it One of them greeted me once when I had a polo neck on with "Why aint yer tits out?" And yes, he did pay for that remark!!

Do you have inappropriate friends?

Only you.

Do you own clothing that you have never worn.

Yes, although I intend to be wearing them as soon as the weather warms up.

"Are you ready for this?" he asked "cos when I'm done you won't be able to sit down for days."
She nodded, biting her lip.
"OK" he said, and put the sofa on eBay..........

Got any jokes to tell?

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black.

What's the only thing that can stop Donald Trump? A Cruz missile.

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"

I have loads of t-shirts I never wear... fan club stuff

Favourite t-shirt??